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Old 16-10-2006, 08:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Citing an increased fear of being attacked, the Department of Homeland Security announced today an unprecedented ban on clothing for all airline passengers traveling to or within the United States.

"From now on, no clothing of any kind will be allowed," Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told reporters in a press conference today. "I repeat, this ban is on all forms of clothing, from hats to gloves to baby diapers. There will be no exceptions made on this, no matter how obese or deformed the passenger.
Whoops!! now whats that? travel nude on an airplane!! But why?
This is why:

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...."This permanent clothing ban will finally make airline travel completely safe from terrorists," Chertoff said. ....... The simple fact of the matter is, when a terrorist is buck naked, they have nothing to hide, and nowhere to hide it."
Aah!! genius!!!


http://www.bsnews.org/articles/145
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Old 16-10-2006, 08:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How about banning passengers? That would make air travel completely safe.
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Old 16-10-2006, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yeah right, BSnews = Bull $hit news

Dont take the satire literally.
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Old 16-10-2006, 09:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The most absurd news i have read lately .. in fact it's funny in a sense
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Old 16-10-2006, 09:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, what a news
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Old 16-10-2006, 09:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol @ news !
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Old 16-10-2006, 09:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 16-10-2006, 09:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol ..

what kind of news is this???
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Old 16-10-2006, 10:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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well i wud settle for shaunak's opinion .... ban all passengers going to US
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Old 16-10-2006, 10:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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bull**** news... lol...
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Old 17-10-2006, 08:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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wtf?
bsnews is bull****?...seemed pretty real to me...
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Old 17-10-2006, 10:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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just terrorize de US, and they will do all sorts of funny things and good comments. bechare americans.
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Old 20-10-2006, 05:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hmm plz somebody get me a ticket for the flight!!!
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Old 20-10-2006, 10:33 AM   #14 (permalink)
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as i read the source url , the bs popped up as bullsh*it news.
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