SHOCKING!! FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th!

Disc_Junkie · 09-01-2011, 09:05 PM

SOURCE: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines...on-march-15th/

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

pulkitpopli2004 · 09-01-2011, 09:33 PM

not possible..
they facebook is recruiting enginneering from many reputed collg.. they cant even think of shutdown..

Cybertonic · 09-01-2011, 09:50 PM

^^ Complete lie

Liverpool_fan · 09-01-2011, 09:56 PM

@ comments in that article

pulkitpopli2004 · 09-01-2011, 10:03 PM

Facebook Shut Down | Weekly World News | Founder Mark Zuckerberg - Oneindia News

Faun · 09-01-2011, 10:04 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stuge · 09-01-2011, 10:28 PM

Liverpool_fan · 09-01-2011, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faun

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**ico** · 09-01-2011, 10:36 PM

himadri_sm · 09-01-2011, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liverpool_fan

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol.... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ithehappy · 09-01-2011, 11:47 PM

Well what will be the problem if REALLY facebook is closed?

I'd rather like it..

Please don't kill me for this..

**Sam** · 10-01-2011, 12:53 AM

facebook or orkut, no time for these. better kill some (I3loody) Russians in Black ops

**topgear** · 10-01-2011, 04:40 AM

Quote:

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

everybody has rights to deserve his personal life rather than managing a huge site and beside that he had made enough dough out of it - so why not take a break and spend the rest of the life in luxury.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ithehappy

Well what will be the problem if REALLY facebook is closed?

I'd rather like it..

Please don't kill me for this..

yep, you read my mind !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam.Shab

facebook or orkut, no time for these. better kill some (I3loody) Russians in Black ops

^^ GAMING FTW !

Faun · 10-01-2011, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam.Shab

facebook or orkut, no time for these. better ~~kill~~ party with some ~~(I3loody)~~ ~~Russians~~ STALKERS in ~~Black ops~~ the zone

foixed

thetechfreak · 10-01-2011, 08:26 AM

facebook put a status today morning dat they havent receivd any memo to shut down

so its fake

abhidev · 10-01-2011, 09:43 AM

I think Facebook gonna come in the mobile market...also he must hv sold this to google

so that orkut can take up its place

prashantvrm · 10-01-2011, 09:45 AM

Is Zuckerberg joking?

gagan007 · 10-01-2011, 10:04 AM

it's not 1st April yet!

Coool · 10-01-2011, 12:44 PM

lol! That site must be getting heck load of traffic with this fake news

iinfi · 10-01-2011, 12:52 PM

my dog told me its a complete hoax....

Facebook Shutting Down | March 15 | Mark Zuckerberg | Weekly World News | Hoax News - Oneindia News

indeed it is

thetechfreak · 10-01-2011, 01:53 PM

Facebook posted this

"We didn't get the memo about shutting down, so we'll keep working away like always. We aren't going anywhere; we're just getting started."

So its fake,confirmed...

Zangetsu · 10-01-2011, 03:09 PM

FACEBOOK will never shut down & within 1yr it will be a eligible company to be listed in Exchange Market......

**ico** · 10-01-2011, 07:11 PM

D_J is back!!

Stuge · 10-01-2011, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iinfi

my dog told me its a complete hoax....

Facebook Shutting Down | March 15 | Mark Zuckerberg | Weekly World News | Hoax News - Oneindia News

indeed it is

never knew your dog uses facebook

desiibond · 10-01-2011, 09:53 PM

it's a completely fake news. and if hey waned to put such news just for no. of hits, they completely lost credibility and in the future, nobody will care to check their site.

short term: great job
long term: epic fail.