Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’

freshseasons · 17-07-2009, 12:43 AM

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Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

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What is world coming to....i simply cannot believe it..! Next time are you going to warn people swiming in pool.

zyberboy · 17-07-2009, 01:01 AM

LOL....wt the fuk?

hellknight · 17-07-2009, 01:01 AM

Arey ye to Ramayan main bhi hua tha.. remember Hanuman's son... Ask her if "its a boy" then name him Makardhvaj..

Liverpool_fan · 17-07-2009, 01:04 AM

Dude!!! Look who is teh Source.

Ronnie11 · 17-07-2009, 12:51 PM

erm...technically that is not possible at all...sperm cannot stay alive outside even for 5 sec...it usually dies...thats the reason y sperm banks store sperms in cryogenic tubes...its way below freezing point..if u take it out..it dies immediately..so its impossible that a stray sperm could make a girl pregnant...

Ecstasy · 17-07-2009, 05:38 PM

^^True.

The girl or the mom or "The Sun" must be bullshitting about it. The girl must have slept with someone and just to not get spanked from her mom she is covering it up now.. lol

rhitwick · 17-07-2009, 05:52 PM

The mom is bullsh1ting. The moment the hotel gets permission to run tests on the gal everything would be clear.

What is written is highly impossible.

Stray sperm: alive outside for long time; impossible
The gal: was she swimming naked, if not how could sperms enter through her swimming costume?
Suppose it passes through the cloth but how could it enter that deep if u don't force it to go....

Impossible is the word that only comes to my head.

(and yeah, I was getting bored. Finished ma wrk in office but can't leave b4 6:15)

amitabhishek · 17-07-2009, 06:04 PM

WTF!!! Must be Micheal Phelp's.

Stuge · 17-07-2009, 07:13 PM

this is very very strange .

Kl@w-24 · 17-07-2009, 07:46 PM

The story has been published in The Sun. That newspaper is as reliable as India TV and contains more BS than a cow shed.

Liverpool_fan · 17-07-2009, 07:59 PM

^ ^ ^

Quote of teh month...

**vamsi_krishna** · 17-07-2009, 08:40 PM

I can't stop laughing when i read this news. May be the gal is too shy to tell that she has been with some one. But we can't completely deny that she is innocent... In a world like this anything is possible. But it's only 0.01 chance of it.. ANY way ROFL. Free publicity for the hotel and the gal

**Anorion** · 17-07-2009, 08:42 PM

No way this is possible
Unless Chuck Norris was feeling like taking a dip.

adi007 · 17-07-2009, 09:43 PM

BTW was she swimming naked .. how come the sperm went into her ammmm ...?

Medical terms says sperm cells are good swimmer but not this good

ajaybc · 17-07-2009, 10:19 PM

I was thinking who the fu*k is perverted to masturbate publicly in a pool

x3060 · 17-07-2009, 10:23 PM

^^+1 truly yes..... that sperm is one hell of a swimmer

..

ridiculous excuses

Ronnie11 · 19-07-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ajaybc

I was thinking who the fu*k is perverted to masturbate publicly in a pool

LOL...HAHAHAHA...nice one...

Aspire · 19-07-2009, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by freshseasons

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What is world coming to....i simply cannot believe it..! Next time are you going to warn people swiming in pool.

You believed this sh!t?

That's not possibles

Aspire · 19-07-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by hellknight

Arey ye to Ramayan main bhi hua tha.. remember Hanuman's son... Ask her if "its a boy" then name him Makardhvaj..

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Originally Posted by Ronnie11

erm...technically that is not possible at all...sperm cannot stay alive outside even for 5 sec...it usually dies...thats the reason y sperm banks store sperms in cryogenic tubes...its way below freezing point..if u take it out..it dies immediately..so its impossible that a stray sperm could make a girl pregnant...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecstasy

^^True.

The girl or the mom or "The Sun" must be bullshitting about it. The girl must have slept with someone and just to not get spanked from her mom she is covering it up now.. lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhitwick

The mom is bullsh1ting. The moment the hotel gets permission to run tests on the gal everything would be clear.

What is written is highly impossible.

Stray sperm: alive outside for long time; impossible
The gal: was she swimming naked, if not how could sperms enter through her swimming costume?
Suppose it passes through the cloth but how could it enter that deep if u don't force it to go....

Impossible is the word that only comes to my head.

(and yeah, I was getting bored. Finished ma wrk in office but can't leave b4 6:15)

That's Right

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Originally Posted by amitabhishek

WTF!!! Must be Micheal Phelp's.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajaybc

I was thinking who the fu*k is perverted to masturbate publicly in a pool

Can't Sperm come out with Urine??
Many ppl urinate and fart in the pools

**vamsi_krishna** · 19-07-2009, 07:48 PM

I'm astonished that this news has not been into Indian news channels yet.

Thanks god, if they would have got the news, they would say "mahabarath repeated once again- more details after the break"

Rahim · 19-07-2009, 08:01 PM

and dont forget theri tagline "Agar aap yeh news dekh rahe hain to koi bhi Water-Theme_park mein na haayen warna aapki sundar aur sushil ladki maa ban sakti hai"

**vamsi_krishna** · 19-07-2009, 08:10 PM

^ thought writing something similar to that. But pwnt my poor Hindi skills...

Aspire · 19-07-2009, 10:13 PM

¡ Pill could use this news in their ads?
Maybe like One should eat an ¡ Pill after coming from a swim?

coz Pregnancy se acha hai pregnancy ko rokna ?

ajaybc · 19-07-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Aspire

Can't Sperm come out with Urine??

Dont know.
My pee ain't white

sagar.best · 20-07-2009, 12:21 AM

she should had a nice sex with any guy and is now scared to tell about it... maybe it's like that ... it's really impossible .. how sperm can get into her... for sure she was not naked in pool..

let's ask that girl..

..

Plasma_Snake · 20-07-2009, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Aspire

Can't Sperm come out with Urine??
Many ppl urinate and fart in the pools

Nope that's not possible either coz Sperms ejaculate with Semen and Semen is a Base on pH scale while Urine is Acid so 2 neutralize each other and that's why old-timers and some people feel itchy-burny feeling while taking a piss right after they ejaculate.

Ronnie11 · 20-07-2009, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by a_rahim

and dont forget theri tagline "Agar aap yeh news dekh rahe hain to koi bhi Water-Theme_park mein na haayen warna aapki sundar aur sushil ladki maa ban sakti hai"

LOL...dude honestly,join India tv right now...perhaps the most accurate line to describe the case...nice one man..

Ronnie11 · 20-07-2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Plasma_Snake

Nope that's not possible either coz Sperms ejaculate with Semen and Semen is a Base on pH scale while Urine is Acid so 2 neutralize each other and that's why old-timers and some people feel itchy-burny feeling while taking a piss right after they ejaculate.

+1..

Coool · 20-07-2009, 08:52 AM

No fuk, No pregnant...

rosemolr · 20-07-2009, 10:39 PM

nothing to say.. just WTF

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Ronnie11 The Master Chief Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Back in Mumbai Posts: 499	Re: Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ erm...technically that is not possible at all...sperm cannot stay alive outside even for 5 sec...it usually dies...thats the reason y sperm banks store sperms in cryogenic tubes...its way below freezing point..if u take it out..it dies immediately..so its impossible that a stray sperm could make a girl pregnant...

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rhitwick Democracy is a myth Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Thane,Mumbai Posts: 2,109	Re: Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ The mom is bullsh1ting. The moment the hotel gets permission to run tests on the gal everything would be clear. What is written is highly impossible. Stray sperm: alive outside for long time; impossible The gal: was she swimming naked, if not how could sperms enter through her swimming costume? Suppose it passes through the cloth but how could it enter that deep if u don't force it to go.... Impossible is the word that only comes to my head. (and yeah, I was getting bored. Finished ma wrk in office but can't leave b4 6:15) __________________ "My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." "I'm never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong"

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Liverpool_fan Sami Hyypiä, LFC legend Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Us desh mein jaha Mera Neta Chor Hai Posts: 1,940	Re: Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ ^ ^ ^ Quote of teh month... __________________ Read before asking / messaging any moderator for any query: FAQ + answers for new members Read all the sticky threads before asking any type of query. Most basic questions are answered in those. Don't use forum for chatting. Visit http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=krow, enter nick and connect. "Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it."

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vamsi_krishna Say no more. Get on floor Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tirupati, Andhra pradesh Posts: 3,296	Re: Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ I can't stop laughing when i read this news. May be the gal is too shy to tell that she has been with some one. But we can't completely deny that she is innocent... In a world like this anything is possible. But it's only 0.01 chance of it.. ANY way ROFL. Free publicity for the hotel and the gal __________________ I am MaxPayne. My Wife and Daughter were murdered.

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