Computer Murder

Manxish · 24-06-2006, 11:31 PM

This topic aims towards my quest which recently came to my mind.It may be an old thing or a new way to create excitement for those who enjoy destruction.
Here I mean about how to quicken the process of wearing or disintegration of processor.

Processor is probably the most active part of our computer yet it is so robust.

I'am looking for a software to destroy the processor.I want to know if stability testing softwares like Hot CPU Tester would surve the purpose.
Plz suggest other such software.I got lite edition of Hot cpu tester but its limitations severely hinders the purpose.

pop143 · 24-06-2006, 11:46 PM

sure..u shud be a maniac. keep it up..! tell me when u finally succeed in destroying the chip...all the best...!

GeekyBoy · 24-06-2006, 11:59 PM

{Pun Intended}This is the software method

Switch on your computer.If you really want to kill the processor,then connect to the net and goto Yahoo! chat website.From there goto the Chatroom named "The Veerappan Processor Killing Chat Room".When you enter the chat Room,suddenly a dialog box will appear on your computer.It will say "Let me kill your processor.......You will get god's blessings if you click yes or if you click no,face my wrath!!!" (Your wish of killing ur Processor will be granted if you click yes)

Another Method (Not Pun Intended)This is the hardware method

Open your cabinet and locate your victim(your processor).On top of it will be a heat sink.Remove it and start your computer.Press del to enter the BIOS and overclock your processor to the max..........see your results.

samrulez · 25-06-2006, 12:18 AM

Overclock the CPU to limits and then Run Prime95 Torture Test for a few dayz and watch it burn!!!!

QwertyManiac · 25-06-2006, 12:32 AM

But the best way is to remove it and keep it in the shelf

Manxish · 25-06-2006, 12:49 AM

I don't chat but now I'll do it.hee!!!

GeekyBoy · 25-06-2006, 12:51 AM

So Manxish

Following my advice?

__Virus__ · 25-06-2006, 01:36 AM

why dont u detonate 1 Kg RDX

Manxish · 25-06-2006, 02:08 AM

Hay geeky boy don't play pranks with me take it seriously.Tell me where is "The Veerappan Processor Killing Chat Room".I just singned in the yahoo messenger but it is a new thing for me.
I was expecting some geeky advices like editing the regeistry and then letting windows do the thing for me.
Plz tell me where to download fullversion of Hot CPU Tester Pro form which meight be illegal.

I cannot open the cabinet blow it out so plz don't advice me on that or make any visible damage to the processor.The whole idea started when I ran prime95 for few days and then frustration followed it.

mediator · 25-06-2006, 03:33 AM

Put all the dust of ur house in ur cabinet.........bring in the solar rays....produce some greenhouse effect.......overclock ur pc......and play games like NFS most wanted! Satisfaction Guaranteed !!

GeekyBoy · 25-06-2006, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Manxish

Hay geeky boy don't play pranks with me take it seriously.

Hey Manxish

Didn't I tell you in my first post to you that it was pun intended?

Anyway stick to the overclocking method--Open your cabinet,remove the processor heatsink,start the computer,goto the BIOS and overclock to the max,start windows and play games like doom 3 or FarCry and see it BURRRRRRRRN

dOm1naTOr · 25-06-2006, 09:25 AM

Hey guys plz give some link for tryout or full versions of:
Prime95 Torture Test
Hot CPU Tester Pro etc....as I can't find it anywhere...Anyway after reading this me too has the intension to torture my PC...it would be a gr8 fun.

drvarunmehta · 25-06-2006, 10:02 AM

Take out the processor and dip it in a bucket of water. Instant death.

Rollercoaster · 25-06-2006, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manxish

Hay geeky boy don't play pranks with me take it seriously.Tell me where is "The Veerappan Processor Killing Chat Room".I just singned in the yahoo messenger but it is a new thing for me.
I was expecting some geeky advices like editing the regeistry and then letting windows do the thing for me.
Plz tell me where to download fullversion of Hot CPU Tester Pro form which meight be illegal.

I cannot open the cabinet blow it out so plz don't advice me on that or make any visible damage to the processor.The whole idea started when I ran prime95 for few days and then frustration followed it.

wow how stupid can u get...locating the chat room...

u cant open the cabinet??? r u kidding... it is someone elses pC na? and u are getting naughty(or i should say homicidal) with it. what ever.. just dont become a serial killer...

dude software cant destroy hardware... unless u temper with the standerd setting of the hardware or there is a hardware faliure(like not stopping system on overheat).

I REPEATE SOFTWARE CANNOT DESTROY HARDWARE...

do one of these
1. stick a matchstick in the processor fan(still system would stop on overheating)
2. reverse the polarity of the 12v and 5v rails
3. switch the input voltage of the smps from 240v to 110v and what it burn
4. write a bios mod to stress one/any bus of the processor and modify the vcore
5. remove the colloidal coils on the mobo.
6. put the system in horizontal and throw in handfull of iron filings/small nails
7. heck throw a cup of water or spit in it repitedly
8. put the processor in the microwave oven
9. use food packing foil to rap ram modules/pci cards and plug them in the mobo
10. Last of all, as i totaly dont respect YOU just because of your expression of killing my beloved friend the processor, bang ur head into the cpu till either one breaks(i sincerely hope then your head splits first)

go get urself a life..

godsownman · 25-06-2006, 12:04 PM

Why would you want to do so , just curious! Sorry I dont know any methods

teknoPhobia · 25-06-2006, 12:21 PM

How old are you exactly?

teknoPhobia · 25-06-2006, 12:23 PM

BTW, Dipping a proccy in a bucket of water won't do a thing to it, on the other hand, dipping the CPU in a bucket of water while it's still running....

samrulez · 25-06-2006, 12:34 PM

Which processor do u have??
The best way to kill it would be overclocking.....beyond limits..and then stress it for a few hours...

Manxish · 25-06-2006, 12:54 PM

My processor is P4 2.4 533MHz and mobo is D865GBF.I guess here is the
problem I cannot overclock.

I said before I cannot open the cabinet by that I mean if I make any visible damage to the processor I won't be able to get a new processor and mobo and I will be blamed for destroying my personal computer.

You can easily guess why I want to destroy my processor and mobo.

I request if any computer hardware engineer specialising in processor and mobo to please look into my desperate condition.Plz

iMav · 25-06-2006, 01:52 PM

is it because ur dad wont sponsor u 1 till the 1 u r using just STOPS ..... well i would suggest if u break 1 pin of the processor (no 1 would realize 1 in so many) and as far as mother board is concerned just inter-change the the SMPS power connectors to ur board ..... i think that ought to do the trick ..... but still the overclocking method is best for fcuking an intel processor

Manxish · 25-06-2006, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mAV3

just inter-change the the SMPS power connectors to ur board ....

If I break any pin the dealer is my relative and smart enough to find it and what will happen if he tells it to dad.Plz understand what my condition would be then.

But how to do about that smps thing.

anispace · 25-06-2006, 02:30 PM

Or u could use Speedfan 4.28 and set fan speeds to 0RPM and run some CPU intensive app for a few hours.

casanova · 25-06-2006, 03:37 PM

Switching the SMPS from 240v to 110v wud only burn the SMPS and not the mobo or processor.

indian_samosa · 25-06-2006, 05:41 PM

You....*beep* atleast give me ur damn system.
I ll treat you with a vada-pav.Bill is on me..for sure.
My configuration is 700MHz Celeron ....and U trying to destroy 2.4Ghz processor!!
Do one thing mail me at indian.samosa@gmail.com and we can exchange our pc's and then U can do whatever with mine pc..i wont care ...but give me urs

samrulez · 25-06-2006, 05:54 PM

Falsh the BIOS with the wong updateds!!!I don't think it will ever start....

iMav · 25-06-2006, 07:44 PM

well the last time i saw a smps has 2 connectors going to the motherboard and if i am not wrong we normally connect the 2 black wires (both connectors have a black wire) together, just connect them the other way round.

dOm1naTOr · 25-06-2006, 08:38 PM

Do this nd ur mobo would say good by..
Turn on the PC nd touch the mobo's circuits with a screw driver tip. U can performs a smart firework in ur PC. Now open the other side of the cab nd touch the tip on the back side of the proc pins....bang..bang..bang....
Now close the thing nd screw it as before nd say...
DAD..my PC is not workinggg..maybe its time to get another...

Rollercoaster · 25-06-2006, 08:43 PM

DUDE. How many times have i gotta say this?

YOU CANNOT MAKE SOFTWARE DESTROY HARDWARE!!!

get this into ur head

dOm1naTOr · 25-06-2006, 08:43 PM

Or spill some salt water into the mobo as salt water is a very good conductor the result would be tremendous nd wipe the salt(yeah with a damp cloth) after the fire is out(dun forget to disconnect the power when wiping)..Now show ur dealer that ur mobo is suffering from sunburn....nd newer system is equiped to withstand sunburns...(()))(())