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Dreamweaver
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Your SMS here
Post all your good sms here.
NOTE: NO ADULT CONTENTS
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08-05-2007, 04:22 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
ICC has decided to shorten the duration of next world cup.It will consists of opening ceremony,photo session,and presenting the world cup to Australia!
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Very Important Msg:Today is Thomas Alwa Edisson's Birthday.So,send wishes to all Tube Lights.Now,I have already done my JOb,U continue....
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08-05-2007, 04:26 PM
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Dreamweaver
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Re: Your SMS here
Never kiss a POLICE WOMEN she will say-HANDS UP,never kiss a NURSE she will say-next pls,always kiss a TEACHER she will say-NOW REPEAT IT 5 TIMES.! .! .!
To Realise the value Of
ONE MILLI SECOND
ASK THE PERSON WHO WON
A SILVER MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS
Friends are like FILMS
some are musical
some are romantic
some are adventures
some are comedy
some are tragedy
but a very few are
OSCAR winning like you
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08-05-2007, 04:27 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
Yestraday my NOKIA mobile met an accident due to a Hutch dog, in Reliance road..,near Tata Indicom circle..,Then my NOKIA was admitted in Aircel hospital,BSNL nagar,Doctor Motorola said; it is serious, lots of SMS needed....!So pls donate messages 2 save my NOKIA...
World's shortest tragic story: 2nd day after atom bomb blast at Hiroshima, an affected man was admitted in the hospital of another city. He asked the nurse "where am I?"The nurse replied "you are lucky ,you escaped from the bomb, now you are in Nagasaki"..
If a cat crosses u, when u r going somewhere it means?that the cat is also going somewhere!
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08-05-2007, 04:35 PM
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Dreamweaver
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Re: Your SMS here
F'NDSHIP is a network tat needs no recharge!
No roaming!
No validity limit!
No activation charge!
No signal problems !
Just Don't switch off
Suraj ki pahli kiran tume roshni de,
phulon ki kalia tumhe kushbu de,
hum tumhe kuch de na de,
dene wala tumhe ZINDAGI KI HAR kushi de.
Gud night
Past is xperiance! Present is xperiment!
Future is xpectation!
Use ur xperience in ur xperiment to acheive ur xpectations!
In all matters..... Gud nėghT ...
DIWALI BUMPER muje sms pe sms kare or ap jit skte he 10 lak ki car ka photo,29"color tv ka box,Malaysia jane wale plane ko bye krne ka moka.Jaldi sms kar
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08-05-2007, 04:40 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
Could u recall tat day,When u went 2 a shop and asked how much that monkey doll costs & The shop keeper replied tat it was a mirror. Sweet memories.....
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A WOMAN woke her HUSBAND in the middle of the night. "There is a THIEF dnwnstairs eating the CAKE that I made"HUSBAND: Who shall I call? POLICE or AMBULANCE!
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Whisky+water=Injurious to health
Brandy+water=Injurious to health
Rum+water=Injurious to health...
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So,Avoid...........WATER...!
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Tip for Success: Don't make promises when u are in joy, don't answer when u are sad, don't take decision when u are in anger.. Think twice, act wise..!...
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Reporter: Laluji poor women in bihar dont hav clothes to wear.
Lalu: hav u seen F TV? Even if u make them rich, women still dont want to wear anything...
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08-05-2007, 04:40 PM
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Re: Your SMS here
Thanks.
i never heard any of these before.
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08-05-2007, 04:45 PM
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Dreamweaver
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Re: Your SMS here
People Liv
People Die,
People Laugh People Cry,
Som GivE UP
Som Wil Try,
Som Say Hi
Som Say Bye,
Others May 4gt 2 tell u
But how can I?......Gud morning !!
Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted ONLY ONE woman. U have ONLY 2 eyes and sight EVERY woman. Toh ASLI RAVAN koun?
Kash tere karmo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash tere karmo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
tujhe aaye zor se su-su
aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile.Plz dont feel bad
Hi SweetHeart!.
Doing Nothing...
Then make a place for me in your heart..
I may come there anytime...
Your's Faithfully...
"Heart Attack"...
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08-05-2007, 04:47 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
Reality is an illusion caused by Alcohol Deficiency!
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Question: what is the full form of 'Maths' ?
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Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
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Peter bought a butter.The butter Peter bought was bitter,So Peter bought a better Butter to make the bitter butter better.
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From Biscuit shop owner:
Dear Marie,today is a Good Day,my love is True,U hv Crackjacked my Little Heart,no Time Pass,now I'm in a 50/50 position.
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Definition of a True Music Lover:
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A man who,if hears a woman singing in the shower,puts his ear to the keyhole.
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08-05-2007, 05:05 PM
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In The Zone
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Re: Your SMS here
My God! what a collection! Gr8,
I too have a good collection,But unfortunately they are either in Tamil or Adult content,
What to do?
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08-05-2007, 05:08 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
A sweet quotation,"Love is a gift. If u receive it, open and appreciate it. If not, don't worry. Someone somewhere is still wrapping it 4 U". Good eveng
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7 glances = 1 smile
7 smiles = 1 meeting
7 meetings = 1 kiss
7 kisses = 1 proposal
7 proposals = 1 marriage
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And that 1 marriage gives 77777 problems !
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An apple a day keeps the Doctor away,but if the doctor is cute,forget the fruit!
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08-05-2007, 05:28 PM
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Re: Your SMS here
Nice SMS's
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08-05-2007, 07:14 PM
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Re: Your SMS here
nice messages yaar...
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08-05-2007, 07:55 PM
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Re: Your SMS here
Nice collections.
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08-05-2007, 08:13 PM
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HELP AND SUPPORT
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Seriously Gud!!! 
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08-05-2007, 08:15 PM
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Re: Your SMS here
Good.but i know,we all misses many nice jokes due to no-adult 
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08-05-2007, 08:30 PM
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Re: Your SMS here
I just received an important SMS from HSBC. So thought of sharing here.
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HSBC Pre-statement alert: Outstanding on your Card no. ************** on 7-MAY-07 is 0.10. Pay full or min amt due of 0.10 by 29-MAY-07.
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08-05-2007, 08:59 PM
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Re: Your SMS here
Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how RU! Sachin puzzled and asked him how you identify me
Then She repiled, Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
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08-05-2007, 09:11 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque
book."
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08-05-2007, 10:16 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
Teacher:U idiots!! At ur age Einstein ranked first in class!! .. Look at u students!! 
Student:Sir at your age Hitler comitted suicide! Look at you!!
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FLASH NEWS : The 'ORBIT WHITE' buffalo has died!! n.. company searchig for a new one!!
Abey.. Dont go out of ur house, then i can see u only on tv!! 
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If a mobile company owner's suffering from loose motion, how'll he explain it to the doc?
Doc, from morning Unlimited free outgoing.Then i am getting new ringtones also..!! Btw, there is no balance in my stomach, Whenever i recharge it gets emptied within minutes!!
Can u please change my SIM??
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08-05-2007, 10:30 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Your SMS here
^^^ the first and last one is really cool!
and the topic is also cool, keep it up guys
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08-05-2007, 10:42 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
LJOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Teacher : U know importance of periods?
Kid : Ya, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, dad got an attack, our neighbor committed sucide.
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
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08-05-2007, 11:04 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
A tech oriented sms...
A s/w engineer was smoking
The gal next to him asked him.. Cant u see the warning??-Smoking is injurious to health!!
He replied .. "We bother only about errors, Not about warnings!!"
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A deadly PJ ..
How do you extract Iron from Hema Malini??
first get her drunk, then she'll become "Hema-tite" (Haematite - Ore of iron) . now u can extract iron from her!!! 
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Next generation child will have this rhyme in school!!
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I jus went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So i drank a beer with chicken fry!!
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Warning..When someone tells u "I love u from the bottom of da heart", Be careful, it means there is enough place at the top for someone els!!
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A typical Engg stud..
1st Semester : "Guys jus 2 weeks for internals, Start studying!!"
3rd Semester : "Macha still a week left for internals, Lets start tomo!!"
5th Semester : Man internals tomo, Shall we start??"
7th Semester : "Dude... 3 holidays on account of internals, Where shall we party ??"
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08-05-2007, 11:21 PM
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?”
Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.”
Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.”
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2 love is a devotion,
2 b loved is a sucess,
2 b with some 1 u love is an achievement,
2 b with some 1 who loves u is LIFE
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
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Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
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Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
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Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
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When u feel lonely and alone
Can’t see any 1 around u
The world seems to be fading away
Come along wid me
I’ll take u 2 the eye specialist
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Sardar to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Sardar: Hello I got 'Windows' !!
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Next generation child will have this rhyme in school!!
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I jus went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So i drank a beer with chicken fry!!
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09-05-2007, 06:58 AM
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Dreamweaver
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Re: Your SMS here
nice sms guys. i'm compiling my collection. and i'll post it here very soon
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Alpha Geek
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Re: Your SMS here
read fastly... "wen a Doctor falls ill another Dr Dr's the Dr,Does the Dr Doctoring the Dr Dr the Dr in his own way or does the Dr Doctoring the Dr Drs the Dr in the Dr's way. have a nice day
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Q:How 2 analyse a cricket pitch if its batting r bowling pitch? Ans:Its bowling pitch wen India is batting.. n batting pitch wen India is bowling.....:-
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Problem is just the distance between Expected and the Reality.. So, either Expect less or Accept the Reality and the Problem is no More. Happy morning
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Your SMS here
^^^hehehehe
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Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai , Success hua toh mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.....
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Loading . . . please d'nt
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Re: Your SMS here
nice.. ones... hey intel_gigacore ru a sms junkie....
jus asking.....
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Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how RU! Sachin puzzled and asked him how you identify me
Then She repiled, Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
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that was damn funny..... 
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Dreamweaver
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ya @ CINTEL ENTRINO
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,
ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.
Ultimate answer while changing d job.
Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job?
Applicant :Coz d company shifted d office and didnt tell me where...
sardar proposed a girl.
the girl replied i m 1 year elder to you.
sardar said i will marry you after 1 year.
Look outside It's sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Kick off ur shoes
take a break crank the tunes
Dance & shake, light the candles cut the cake make it's a day
thats simply Great !!
Wish u sweet Happy Birthday
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