Will the Big Bang test end the world on Wednesday?

[paid]

If critics are to be believed, the end of the universe will begin coming Wednesday when a Welsh miner's son launches the world's biggest scientific experiment to know how the universe was born "...................................Otto Rossler, a retired German chemist, said he feared the experiment may create a devastating quasar - a mass of energy fuelled by black holes - inside the earth. Jets emanating from it would grow and catastrophes such as earthquakes and tsunamis would occur at the points they emerged from the earth.

"The weather will change completely, wiping out life, and very soon the whole planet will be eaten in a magnificent scenario - if you could watch it from the moon. A Biblical Armageddon. Even cloud and fire will form, as it says in the Bible." ........................

Full Story: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/W...ow/3454743.cms

He said that attempts were still being made in the European Court of Human Rights to halt the experiment on the grounds that it violated the right to life. The court has, however, already rejected calls for a temporary delay in the project.

[karnivore]

I am officially sick and tired of hearing this over and over and over and over again. Unless you have mortgaged your brain to some crackpots and preposterously idiotic alternative theories, the two papers, below, will be enough for you to know that there is nothing to be afraid of.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=quantum-black-holes
PDF

Don't worry, you will live to see tomorrow.

[QwertyManiac]

karnivore ate it all.

/me passes a glass of water to karnivore to top it all up.

[Faun]

lets see what beholds, i don't give a sh!t abt it.

Originally Posted by karnivore

I am officially sick and tired of hearing this over and over and over and over again. Unless you have mortgaged your brain to some crackpots and preposterously idiotic alternative theories, the two papers, below, will be enough for you to know that there is nothing to be afraid of.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=quantum-black-holes
PDF

Don't worry, you will live to see tomorrow.

same was said about genetic experiments, many specimen died...lolz. But thankfully it was kept to individual and many thing are still disclosed.

[thewisecrab]

Originally Posted by karnivore

I am officially sick and tired of hearing this over and over and over and over again. Unless you have mortgaged your brain to some crackpots and preposterously idiotic alternative theories, the two papers, below, will be enough for you to know that there is nothing to be afraid of.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=quantum-black-holes
PDF

Don't worry, you will live to see tomorrow.

+1000

[iinfi]

Originally Posted by karnivore

Don't worry, you will live to see tomorrow.

we know that. the experiment is on wednesday. not tomorrow.
ROTFL.... haha ha ha

[Vishal Gupta]

Its just another news material to show for the whole month for our Hindi News channels, nothing else.

Instead of showing the truth, they are trying to make money by making it spicy. I found only "Star news" and "Live India" (New news channel) showing the truth. They told that there is nothing to worry about it. At least some Hindi news channels are still worth to watch.

[vish786]

am sick of it too. if the world doesnt end am gonna shoot those arses who bugged me.

[krazzy]

And if he world does end, I'll shoot those because of whom I died.

[Faun]

^^They won't be alive to bear the blame...lolz

[karnivore]

Originally Posted by iinfi

we know that. the experiment is on wednesday. not tomorrow.
ROTFL.... haha ha ha

"Tomorrow" figuratively speaking, means "future", not necessarily the very next date. Comprende ?

Originally Posted by T159

lets see what beholds, i don't give a sh!t abt it.

same was said about genetic experiments, many specimen died...lolz. But thankfully it was kept to individual and many thing are still disclosed.

Its not only you, but a lot of people don't give a sh!t. For one thing, it might just drive a death nail into the very heart of some of their "alternative theories". One more GAP will be plugged and it is not good news for GOD OF GAPs.

About those genetic experiments - yeah, they could not make Godzilla available in pet shops.

So let me get this right...
Specimen dying in a genetic experiment (read BIOLOGY experiment) = World destruction due to LHC (read PHYSICS experiment).

WOW....thats really really really deep. And please read those papers

[Pathik]

^^ Nice article.

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

thy r not doing the complete exprimnt on Wednesday...thy'l only b chking a device...some magnetic kinda...i did it on TechFreakiez...but dnt remebr

[NucleusKore]

Answer to the topic

NO

[iMav]

Me just wondering, that let's say a black was formed and it would gobble the whole earth and stuff, so if it farts as they say throws out or something, would the dead be back? Would we time travel? Would be in some other dimension?

On a serious note, wouldn't the scientists at CERN be the first to be eaten by the black hole? So wouldn't they be aware of this?

Also, as engadget says, kiss your kids goodbye, turn on your computer and go here and see live the collider doing whatever that it will do:

http://webcast.cern.ch/

[alexanderthegreat]

Check this post on the 'Something Awful Forums' by 'StarkingBarfish' (thanks to this guy for shutting idiots up!). It contains sufficient info to put a pessimist scientist to death:-
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2924802
<Insert all disclaimers ever made by humanity here>

[iMav]

^ That forum deserves the $10 for registration, with abso-friggin'-lutely awesomely wicked sh!t like that.

Anyways, guys check this ut for pics of the LHC, BANDWIDTH WARNING.

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/200..._collider.html

[Charan]

What!!! .. world comming to a end? .. ah.. finally I have a reason to take leave from office

[Faun]

^^lolz
your PM is reading this !

[Cool Joe]

Why care about tomorrow? Live today to the fullest. If we really do go tomorrow, well, fine then. Everyone else will go. Even Bill Gates.

Hey!!! Don't think I'm serious about this thing. In fact, I'm totally skeptical about this whole sh1tty thing. We'll live tomorrow, and that's for sure.

[Faun]

Originally Posted by iMav

^ That forum deserves the $10 for registration, with abso-friggin'-lutely awesomely wicked sh!t like that.

Anyways, guys check this ut for pics of the LHC, BANDWIDTH WARNING.

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/200..._collider.html

I have read abt it in Resnik Halliday (while solving numericals...lolz).

This thing is a visual treat, frikkin amazing.

But benefit of doubt will be never entertained if so ever, for we wont be living to sue back...lolz. Anyway it could be good or bad depending upon the 4 coordinate states.

But attention *hores need to be sanitized. People shouldn't make a godzilla of every tiny bit.

[Garbage]

Anybody ready to bet ??

Me : World will not end...
Another : World will end...

Bet of Rs.1K only...

If world ends, I'll give 1K rupees... n if NOT, then YOU should give me Rs. 1K

[Cool Joe]

You are lucky to find a guy to bet with who thinks that the world will end!!!
The world won't end, and even if it does, he won't be there to receive the cash

[Faun]

Originally Posted by karnivore

Its not only you, but a lot of people don't give a sh!t. For one thing, it might just drive a death nail into the very heart of some of their "alternative theories". One more GAP will be plugged and it is not good news for GOD OF GAPs.



So let me get this right...
Specimen dying in a genetic experiment (read BIOLOGY experiment) = World destruction due to LHC (read PHYSICS experiment).

WOW....thats really really really deep. And please read those papers

As you wish sire, you words are carving on stones...lolz
Your interpretations are absolute...lolz

If it weren't for the science. I would have never thought of playing a game Shadow of Chernobyl...lolz

Of course nothing like world's end will happen, earth is a tough survivor till now.

Just a small link for you too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin

About those genetic experiments - yeah, they could not make Godzilla available in pet shops.

The day they will....eat your humble pie

[Hitboxx]

To bring some tech talk into this..,

I hope it doesn't run on Windows

Worldwide, the LHC computing grid will be comprised of about 20,000 servers, primarily running the Linux operating system. Scientists at Tier-2 sites can access these servers remotely when running complex experiments based on LHC data, Pordes says. If scientists need a million CPU hours to run an experiment overnight, the distributed nature of the grid allows them to access that computing power from any part of the worldwide network, she says. With the help of Tier-1 sites such as Brookhaven, the goal is to make using the grid just as easy for universities as using their own internal networks, according to Pordes.

Source : http://168hours.wordpress.com/2008/0...running-linux/

[Rahim]

I thought this forum is blessed with intelligent members

[mehra.rakesh]

Even if a black hole was formed it wud be tiny enough and wudn't gobble up the earth fully at least not all at once . So just chill out unless u have a spaceship or a timemachine . And watch the birth of a black hole in ur celestial backyard here http://webcast.cern.ch/

[Pearl Groupz]

If I really Say, I am Bit Feared of this News...
yaar Meri Shaadi Bhi Nahi hui hai...Kal Mein Mar jaaunga..very Sad

Mera website, Mera Doctor banne Ka sapna Sab Khatam...Aab mein kya karu..
Mein Mar jaunga...Bhai ye Experimend karwa Do yaar...

mein Zeena Chata hu

[Faun]

Originally Posted by Hitboxx

To bring some tech talk into this..,

I hope it doesn't run on Windows



Source : http://168hours.wordpress.com/2008/0...running-linux/

i would say a kernel panic should occur and lets see the unknown in all glory

[Hitboxx]

Originally Posted by rahimveron

I thought this forum is blessed with intelligent members

Don't point at me, I'm dumb as a donkey!

Originally Posted by T159

i would say a kernel panic should occur and lets see the unknown in all glory

I can believe there are no 'Unknown device(s)' there!