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Old 14-02-2008, 11:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i think most of you will know who little jhonny is. this like has jokes from him.

http://www.little-johnny-joke.com/

for a taste here is one.

LITTLE JOHNNY AND PROPER GRAMMAR

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!"

Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny...

Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just f*%@# beautiful!"
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Old 14-02-2008, 11:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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nice avtar... lil johnny
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Old 15-02-2008, 12:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I love lil' johnny jokes! Forgot about him all along. Is he still in school?
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nice avtar... lil johnny
thank you.

i think so.

imagin little jhonny and clevin get togehter.
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better than santa banta jokes
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yeah i like it.. am going to search for more on the net now.
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