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06-02-2008, 11:51 PM
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The Smaller Bang
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Share All Your Jokes Here ! [warning: some jokes may not be family friendly]
Happy Joking 
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06-02-2008, 11:52 PM
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The Devil's Advocate
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
linux is the best thing out there
 
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06-02-2008, 11:57 PM
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The Smaller Bang
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
An Old Man: I have used windows in my house since years, but they still don't open
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07-02-2008, 12:10 AM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Three men, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The First young man pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. 'That was my pager,' he said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young man lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, 'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.' The older man felt very low-tech, not to be out done, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. he stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. he returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The older man finally said............ Well, will you look at that........I'm getting a fax !!
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07-02-2008, 04:17 PM
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The Smaller Bang
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Q: whats common between DOS and UNIX ?
A: the former has been ditched for a b1tch, and the later has been b1tched in a ditch 
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08-02-2008, 06:39 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
dukandaar: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai ji! SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHO-LES-TE-ROL FREE NO OFFENCE MEANT Quote:
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11-02-2008, 11:40 AM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
r all morons here??!!
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11-02-2008, 01:57 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
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11-02-2008, 02:19 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^ there are more Psychos than dumbos in this forum, You can explain a dumbo but not a Psycho.
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11-02-2008, 02:53 PM
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Wahahaha~!
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Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pata-pata-pata-pon Pon-pon-pata-pon Chaka-chaka-pata-pon Pon-pon-paka-pon Pata-pata-pata-pon Pata-pata-pata-pon Pon-pon-pata-pon Pon-pon-pata-pon Chaka-chaka-pata-pon Don-dondon-dondon Last edited by Faun; 11-02-2008 at 03:08 PM. |
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11-02-2008, 03:43 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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11-02-2008, 03:52 PM
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The Smaller Bang
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
@ʁɜ everyone going mad ?
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11-02-2008, 04:14 PM
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Wahahaha~!
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13-02-2008, 11:06 PM
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Wahahaha~!
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God and bill gates
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver" Sunday School There was a girl who went to Sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed at the sleeping girl, Who made the world? The boy behind her poked her with a pencil. She woke up and yelled GOD! Thats correct!,The teacher said. The girl fell asleep again. The teacher asked, Who died on the cross? The boy poked the girl again and she yelled JESUS! Thats correct!! The teacher said again. The girl fell asleep again. After a while........ The teacher asked,What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 99th child?The boy poked the girl again. The girl stood up and shouted, IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!! Last edited by Faun; 13-02-2008 at 11:06 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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14-02-2008, 07:42 AM
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The Smaller Bang
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14-02-2008, 11:39 AM
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Wise Old Owl
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16-02-2008, 01:57 PM
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MMO Addict
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Are you bored this week-end? Why don’t you try some fun with your girlfriend. Like give her a 5.25″ floppy disk, your notebook and tell her that on the disk are some unseen before photos with her … Let’s see how she will handle this issue… Priceless
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