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The Smaller Bang
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Share All Your Jokes Here ! [warning: some jokes may not be family friendly]
Since people often post jokes here, in seperate threads, I decided to start a thread exclusively for jokes. You may start posting all your jokes right here. It needn't even be textual. It can also be an image or a video.
Happy Joking 
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06-02-2008, 11:52 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
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06-02-2008, 11:53 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^ Usne jokes bola.
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06-02-2008, 11:57 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
An Old Man: I have used windows in my house since years, but they still don't open
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Originally Posted by Pathik's Siggy
<TB>I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
<TB>I reached a call center in Pakistan & told them I was suicidal.
<TB>They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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Awssome one dude 
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07-02-2008, 12:10 AM
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gooby pls
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Three men, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The First young man pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
'That was my pager,' he said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young man lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished, he explained,
'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older man felt very low-tech, not to be out done,
he decided he had to do something just as impressive.
he stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
he returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The older man finally said............
Well, will you look at that........I'm getting a fax !!
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07-02-2008, 04:17 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Q: whats common between DOS and UNIX ?
A: the former has been ditched for a b1tch, and the later has been b1tched in a ditch 
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08-02-2008, 06:39 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
dukandaar: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai ji!
SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHO-LES-TE-ROL FREE
NO OFFENCE MEANT
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Originally Posted by Third Eye
Well, will you look at that........I'm getting a fax !!
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EXCELLENT ONE
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08-02-2008, 07:08 PM
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Juke Box Hero
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Don't listen to the nay-saying Windows arses darling.., Yer , I Love me LINUX
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08-02-2008, 09:56 PM
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The cake is a lie!!!
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^lmao.
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09-02-2008, 02:20 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
gr8 one hitboxx
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11-02-2008, 11:34 AM
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Wise Old Owl
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11-02-2008, 11:40 AM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
r all morons here??!!
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11-02-2008, 01:57 PM
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What?
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
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Originally Posted by j1n M@tt
r all morons here??!!
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yes with this the list is complete 
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11-02-2008, 02:13 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^ no no there r more dumbos in this forum 
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11-02-2008, 02:19 PM
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Rubik's Uncle!!
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^ there are more Psychos than dumbos in this forum, You can explain a dumbo but not a Psycho.
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11-02-2008, 02:33 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^^^
Rightly said only Psychos know what Psychos r!
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11-02-2008, 02:44 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^ oho ic 
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11-02-2008, 02:53 PM
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Wahahaha~!
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pon-pon-pata-pon
Chaka-chaka-pata-pon
Pon-pon-paka-pon
Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pon-pon-pata-pon
Pon-pon-pata-pon
Chaka-chaka-pata-pon
Don-dondon-dondon
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11-02-2008, 03:43 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Quote:
Originally Posted by T159
Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pon-pon-pata-pon
Chaka-chaka-pata-pon
Pon-pon-paka-pon
Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pata-pata-pata-pon
Pon-pon-pata-pon
Pon-pon-pata-pon
Chaka-chaka-pata-pon
Don-dondon-dondon
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i thougt u wrote Pata-pata-pata- p1rn
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11-02-2008, 03:52 PM
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The Smaller Bang
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
@ʁɜ everyone going mad ?
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11-02-2008, 04:14 PM
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Wahahaha~!
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
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i thougt u wrote Pata-pata-pata-p1rn
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Hey loosemind here is the answer
Patapon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp173Si-XZM
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11-02-2008, 04:28 PM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
WTF this is?
LOL ROFLMAO
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11-02-2008, 04:35 PM
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Wahahaha~!
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WTF this is?
LOL ROFLMAO
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innovative rhythmic gameplay
pata pata pon pon
pon pata pon pata
chaka chaka pon
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13-02-2008, 11:06 PM
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Wahahaha~!
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
God and bill gates
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"
Sunday School
There was a girl who went to Sunday school and always fell asleep.
One day the teacher asked and pointed at the sleeping girl, Who made the world?
The boy behind her poked her with a pencil. She woke up and yelled GOD!
Thats correct!,The teacher said.
The girl fell asleep again. The teacher asked, Who died on the cross? The boy poked the girl again and she yelled JESUS!
Thats correct!! The teacher said again.
The girl fell asleep again. After a while........
The teacher asked,What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 99th child?The boy poked the girl again. The girl stood up and shouted,
IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!!
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14-02-2008, 07:42 AM
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The Smaller Bang
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
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God and bill gates
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"
Sunday School
There was a girl who went to Sunday school and always fell asleep.
One day the teacher asked and pointed at the sleeping girl, Who made the world?
The boy behind her poked her with a pencil. She woke up and yelled GOD!
Thats correct!,The teacher said.
The girl fell asleep again. The teacher asked, Who died on the cross? The boy poked the girl again and she yelled JESUS!
Thats correct!! The teacher said again.
The girl fell asleep again. After a while........
The teacher asked,What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 99th child?The boy poked the girl again. The girl stood up and shouted,
IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!!
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the last one was awssoime
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14-02-2008, 11:39 AM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
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Sunday School
There was a girl who went to Sunday school and always fell asleep.
One day the teacher asked and pointed at the sleeping girl, Who made the world?
The boy behind her poked her with a pencil. She woke up and yelled GOD!
Thats correct!,The teacher said.
The girl fell asleep again. The teacher asked, Who died on the cross? The boy poked the girl again and she yelled JESUS!
Thats correct!! The teacher said again.
The girl fell asleep again. After a while........
The teacher asked,What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 99th child?The boy poked the girl again. The girl stood up and shouted,
IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!!
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16-02-2008, 12:49 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Evolution Of Man And Television--
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16-02-2008, 01:15 PM
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^rofl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Are you bored this week-end? Why don’t you try some fun with your girlfriend. Like give her a 5.25″ floppy disk, your notebook and tell her that on the disk are some unseen before photos with her … Let’s see how she will handle this issue… Priceless
Be aware to watch her closely. You don’t want to ruin your notebook…
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
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Evolution Of Man And Television--
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