The One And Only Rajanikanth(I better "Run while you still have the chance.")

[The_Devil_Himself]

Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth' PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

Rajanikanth can play the violin...... ...with a piano.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

Rajanikanth once had a heart attack...... ......... his heart lost.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

Source:copied from some other forum..

[praka123]

Rajnikanth fans will be delighted may be!

[drgrudge]

Some of the things here leaves in bad taste. Sick Homour.

Try shouting this in some "open seminar" (podhu kottam) in Chennai/Tamil Nadu. You're a dead meat!


Superstar rules.

[Third Eye]

Actually these are Chuck Norris facts.

[praka123]

BTW,wth we have to do with rajni or amitabh?even chuck norris for that matter Rajani is thought by many NI as a pure dravidian!but what they misses is that Rajani is Shivaji Rao Gaekwad of marathi descent

[The_Devil_Himself]

^^again?when will you get over your regionalism?

Originally Posted by Third Eye

Actually these are Chuck Norris facts.

yay,but our rajni owns the all.

[Charan]

no one else can do those tricks on screen or off screen.

[Lucky_star]

Funny ones anyway..

[Faun]

lol...special effects

[Choto Cheeta]

thanks for sharing i am glad to read

[ray|raven]

Lolz, Gave me a good start for the day.Thanx

[nix]

Originally Posted by drgrudge

Some of the things here leaves in bad taste. Sick Homour.

Try shouting this in some "open seminar" (podhu kottam) in Chennai/Tamil Nadu. You're a dead meat!


Superstar rules.

no offence meant, but i'd like to ask: why do people worship him? he is just an actor acting in movies, making money for himself, isnt it wrong to make a god out of him??

instead of threatening people with their lives, if they critisized him in public (by doing so, you are indirectly supporting the criminal nature of those cheapsters). you will be appreciated if you provide reasons as to why he is god.

[Charan]

^^ I think we have already discussed it here





http://munmun.moo.jp/
http://rajini.jp/

[drgrudge]

Originally Posted by nix

no offence meant, but i'd like to ask: why do people worship him? he is just an actor acting in movies, making money for himself, isnt it wrong to make a god out of him??

instead of threatening people with their lives, if they critisized him in public (by doing so, you are indirectly supporting the criminal nature of those cheapsters). you will be appreciated if you provide reasons as to why he is god.

How am I supposed to know? I don't see him as "God".

FYI, his wife runs a Ashram, School and they fund some Hospital too, if I'm not wrong. Personally I feel he's a good person by character.

[kumarmohit]

Ow come on gyz, it was just some good laughs. When people make jokes about Sardars they do not take it personally.

[nvidia]

Lolzzz. nice..
These are chuck norris stuff... Google it....

[dOm1naTOr]

Actually rajni's moves are faster than camera cud track. No no proof for most of em.

[nvidia]

^^lolz

[nix]

Originally Posted by drgrudge

How am I supposed to know? I don't see him as "God".

FYI, his wife runs a Ashram, School and they fund some Hospital too, if I'm not wrong. Personally I feel he's a good person by character.

there are lots of ppl who make ashrams and do charitable work, a lot better than rajnikanth. yeah, he maybe having a good character, but after all, he's just an actor...

[phreak0ut]

Isn't SRK also over-rated?? I had got this in mail