What If other Directors made Taare Zameen Par....

[RaghuKL]

If Karan Johar made Taare

Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchan as the kid's dad.
Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid's mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else's girl.
It would have one dance number.
The film would be titled 'Kuch Taare Zameen Par.'
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If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare

Obvious starcast:
Salman as the teacher.
Rani as the mother.
Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard university.
An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.
Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.
The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a difference.
The film would cost 60 crores. It would also have 14 songs shot all over the world!!!!!!

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If Farah Khan made Taare

Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher (yawn).
In the original Taare, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah's version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make sure the above happened. The focus of the film would be a teacher who helps a kid fight dyslexia.
To make it a complete entertainer, there would be a romantic angle, comedy, and action thrown in. Oh idea!! Nikumbh's character likes another teacher and the kiddo helps him.. throw in some comedy moments there and you have romance and comedy settled. For action, the kid gets kidnapped and the teacher fights the baddies to save him.The film posters would have a big SRK with the tiny image of the kid in the background.

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If Rakesh Roshan made Taare

Obvious starcast:
Hrithik Roshan as the teacher.
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science we know.
In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a boat, would end up making a working spaceship prototype.
Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid's prototype, traveling to the alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back.
The film would have music by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.
The film's name would again start with a K.. probably ' Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par'.
The director would make sure Hrithik gets to show all his abilities. This would mean a scene with Roshan jr flexing his muscles, and a dance competition in the end, instead of an arts competition.

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If Priyadarshan made Taare:

Obvious starcast:
Akshay Kumar as the teacher.
Paresh Rawal as the kid's dad.
It would be a brainless comedy. The kid's dyslexia would be made fun of. Half the times the parents will be running after the kid from one room to the other and that, in the director's opinion, would be funny.
The film will be full of sex jokes. So for example, when Akshay would come to the parents telling them that their son has dyslexia, the ignorant father would say something inappropriate like 'iss umar mein? par kaise, woh to hamesha boys school mein padha hai!'. And yes, the director would think it is funny.
In the climax of the film all the characters in the film would run around in the amphitheater for no reason, spilling colors on each other. That's where the film will end, without any logical conclusion.
And of course, Paresh Rawal would emote like an epileptic himself making us question the boy's mental abilities anyway.


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[~Phenom~]

^^LOL , very good.

[infra_red_dude]

lolz....

[gowtham]

^^nice. very funny. hehe.

[max_demon]

real taree zameen par is really good

[Ron]

Lol

[als2]

good one

[gauravakaasid]

good one there Rahul

[blueshift]

lol.

[iNFiNiTE]

Awesome...

[abhi.eternal]

very funny...

[Faun]

lol

[Pat]

Haha..Nice one

[CINTEL ENTRINO]

The film's name would again start with a K.. probably ' Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par'.

[fun2sh]

lol!!!
but DAMN!!!!!!!!!! COZ OF EXAMS I HANT SEEN THIS MOVIE YET

[fun2sh]

[indian_samosa]

lol...............

[Cool G5]

[MetalheadGautham]

ɪf Ram Gopal Varma made the film:

It will be called Ram Gopal Varma Ka Sitara.
The star will be Amitab Bachan as the art teacher, without his beard. The story will focus on all abstract things and only at the end of the film will we realise that the boy had dyslixia. We still won't know why the teacher helped the boy in the first place.

[RaghuKL]

^^ Also i think there would 3 item songs picturised on Urmila & Nisha Kothari...

[navjotjsingh]

Very funny ! LOL....

[amitabhishek]

If David Dhawan made Taare:

Obvious starcast:
Shirtless Salman as teacher
Johnny Lever as the dyslexic child
Raveena Tondon as mother(what if she has to come out of her retirement, role is meaty)
Sanjay Dutt as Father
Govinda as Brother

Govinda will have more footage than the original dyslexic child including 5 songs, 4 with shirtless salman.Dyslexic Child will be good at mimicry and talking nonsense. The movie will have some cheap humor. It will also have two mandatory action sequences one just before interval and one at the end.There will be no storyline & no script (remember its a DD movie). Movie will be called Taare No. 1.

[ax3]

LOL ....... superb ........

this thread should b posted in DIGIT MAG after index\cd-dvd content ......

simply great ....... thanx 4 that little tickle .......

[Ron]

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