Post your quotes

[pritish_kul2]

Post ur quotes whether it b e t-shirt,road signs etc bt they should be FUNNY
Just mention the type

[brokenheart]

DnT sHoW mE AtTiTuTe, I hV gT mOrE dAn U

Im not Anti-social
The society is Anti-Me..!!!

I might be a flirt but your GIRLfriend sure likes me..

BoMbInG FoR PeacE Is |iKe......... F**KiNg FoR ViRgInItY.....

[ray|raven]

Here are some:

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's learning to dance in the rain.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me smart, what happened to you?

Regards,
ray

[victor_rambo]

Advertising is like buying milk for selling cow!
-Rohan Shenoy

[xbonez]

Intoxicated by the madness, I'm in love with my sadness....
Evanescence

[Faun]

We all part one day…but that’s okay… because I met you
-Anonymous

[amol48]

**************
------->>
He is GAY
**************

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0... india's contribution to mathematics
we always knew we were good for nothing
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[ray|raven]

Originally Posted by xbonez

Intoxicated by the madness, I'm in love with my sadness....
Evanescence

Which song is this in?

Regards,
ray

[praka123]

someone somewhere is made for each other

simple like a dimple with a pimple on her n!pple

[Faun]

Chance is a gift for those who try
-Anonymous

Blame the Stosh
-Bungie forum

[Tech_Wiz]

This one is made by Myself from my own experience.

"World will never change for you but if you change yourself world will change for you"

[Faun]

You refused to give-in, to the town that takes it all
-Silent Hill

Insanity is your deadliest weapon
-The Suffering

[xbonez]

Originally Posted by rayraven

Which song is this in?

Regards,
ray

Zero by evanescence

[MetalheadGautham]

Give a man a loaf of bread, and you feed him for a day.
Teach him how to make bread, and you feed him for ever.

Eat a man's loaf of bread, and you starve him for a day.
Teach him to be your friend, and you starve him for ever.

PS: it sucks, because I made that one up myself in short notice.

[The_Devil_Himself]

friends never say goodbye.

lyrics of a really nice song.Forgot the song\album and all.

[iMav]

1 life spread love not hatred - iMav

As a matter of fact i think 1 life spread MS and not OSS would sound better from me

[goobimama]

Apple fanboy kicked my arse
- iMav, gigacore and some others

[ray|raven]

Lolz iMav,Nice one

Originally Posted by xbonez

Zero by evanescence

Thanx mate.

Regards,
ray

[madmax_tt]

Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay:

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

[praka123]

look at your mirror and say "mma divl"

windows is open so open that bugs and vulnerabilities can roam and infect easy

[madmax_tt]

Some of the Future Movies


>* Mera hardisk tumhare paas rahata hai
>* Aao chat kare
>* Programmer no 1
>* Badalte platforms
>* Kahani Keyboard ki
>* Memory aur hard disk
>* Mouse ka gulam
>* Java wale job le jayenge
>* Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain
>* Do pocessor barah terminal
>* Password Apna Apna
>* Hum Hai Programmer Oracle ke
>* Ek programmer do body shopper
>* Mera code chal gaya
>* Har Din jo mail Karega
>* Mera Resume Kora kagaj
>* Khel Virus ka
>* Virus Aur Antivirus
>* Programmer bane Bodyshopper
>* Network Ke Us Paar
>* Billing aur Salary
>* Platform platform ki baat hai
>* Anjaana Bug
>* Aayi Production Ki Bela
>* Do Gateways
>* Debugging koi Khel nahi
>* Helpdesk ki Aatma (Ramasay bandhu ki Horror film)
>* Mera naam developer
>* Kaho na Bench hai
>* Crash kar di aaapne
>* Mein backup lunga
>* Pati patni aur computer
>* Deployment ki raat
>* Hum WALK-IN ja chuke sanam
>* Dhai akshar HRD ke
>* Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hain
>* Hum To US jaayega
>* Aa ab KUCH KAAM kare
>* Raju ban gaya IT MAN..!
>* Dekhte Dekhte Connection mil Gaya
>* Ish Bench ki subah kab hogii
>* Client ek numbari PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
>* Login karo sajana
>* Ek Thi vacancy
>* Interview ke Sapane
>* Naukar PC ka
>* Firewall (Diwar)
>* Aao login kare
>* LANwale
>* Ram teri system crash ho gai
>* Hum to programme karega
>* Hello Computer ammu shetty



PS: I GET THIS FROM ONE JOKES SITE (i dnt remember the site). I HOPE ITS FUNNY SINCE I DNT KNOW HINDI

[Ron]

lol

[s18000rpm]

Through the years and miles between us
It's been a long and lonely ride
But if I got a call in the dead of the night
I'd be right by your side

from a song:
Bon Jovi - Blood On Blood

[shady_inc]

I knew the moment had arrived, for killing the past and coming back to life.
- Pink Floyd

[xbonez]

People often talk about the quiet before the storm....no one talks about the quiet after. At least after the storm, you know it’s all over.

[The Quiet]

[praka123]

Alcoholism is injurious to your health
Smoking is injurious to your health

[pritish_kul2]

hey, so wonderful of u all..................keep dem comin' letz call it the 'Quotes thread'.......thesse will be useful for orkut names also

[Hitboxx]

What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair, Touch your lips, to hold you near, When you say your prayers, try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man - Bon Jovi_Always

Those three words, I said too much, They're not enough
All that I am, All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see. - Snow Patrol_Chasing Cars

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing, Watch you smile while you are sleeping, While you're far away dreaming, I could spend my life in this sweet surrender, I could stay lost in this moment forever, Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure. - Aerosmith_Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

I'm too stupid to remember the quotes, but sober enough to remember the songs

[goobimama]

Originally Posted by praka123

Alcoholism is injurious to your health
Smoking is injurious to your health

Praka dude! What happened! You disappoint me. I was hoping for a deadly one on DRM of something

[MetalheadGautham]

I play russian roulette everyday, with a bullet called life. yah a bullet called life

- system of a down from "Sugar"