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Old 13-12-2007, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Find Out here : -
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
And post the results here...

Its so damn funny...

Some of them I got -
1. You will die at the age of 53 fighting the interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
2. At age 49 a group of children will text message you continuously for THREE Years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck...
3. At age 36 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
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Old 13-12-2007, 06:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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At age 50 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

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Old 13-12-2007, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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At age 29 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! ....

I have only 5 yrs left
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Old 13-12-2007, 06:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol: At age 68 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
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Old 13-12-2007, 06:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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bwahahaha...
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Old 13-12-2007, 06:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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At age 54 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
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Old 13-12-2007, 06:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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At age 66 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

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Old 13-12-2007, 06:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nishant: At age 70 you will choke on a piece of steak
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Old 13-12-2007, 07:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahahhahaha

At age 67 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
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Old 13-12-2007, 07:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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OMG "At age 36 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there. "

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"At age 42 you will die in playing real Counter Strike in Canada terrorism"


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Old 13-12-2007, 07:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lolz...now dis thing is damn cool....

da site said:

1) At age 30 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

2) At age 65 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

3) At age 66 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

guys this is damn cooll...lolz
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Old 13-12-2007, 08:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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At age 52 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
ROFL!!!
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Old 13-12-2007, 08:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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At age 71 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
At age 74 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
At age 36 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
At age 30 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.



I wonder , why they even make us fill that form when the details dont affect the results in any way. LOL.
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Old 13-12-2007, 09:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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At age 55 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
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Old 13-12-2007, 09:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Mohit: At age 49 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
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patelpk: At age 71 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17
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Old 14-12-2007, 02:26 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Arun: At age 56 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
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AT the age of 100 when you are sick of being alive.
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Old 14-12-2007, 03:18 AM   #19 (permalink)
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At Age 10 You will realize that you actually died 11 years earlier. Incase you don't know where you are. WELCOME TO HELL !

P.S. - I'm 22 now.
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Old 14-12-2007, 11:30 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Arun: At age 56 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
pmplmaololol...
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Old 14-12-2007, 11:37 AM   #21 (permalink)
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roflz, wonderful find mate,

Here's mine :
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At age 72 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
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Saurav: At age 29 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada

Hmm....looks normal compared to the death of others...alien abduction, ROFL
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At age 33 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
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Old 14-12-2007, 12:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Amol: At age 52 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
Hey I am the first one here to die in such a way
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Hey I am the first one here to such in such a way
lmao, even i saw it for the first time...
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At age 46 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
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At age 81 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
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At age 61 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

this is how max payne would die.
At age 66 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra

this is how MR.Freeman will die,
Gordan Freeman: At age 63 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya
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At age 29 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! ....

I have only 5 yrs left
Your prediction and AVATAR matches greatly.. BEWARE
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At age 46 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
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