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Old 04-12-2007, 11:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by! Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one? " I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six ours and now I'm running out of places to put It!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion She answered..."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson

6. I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2007, 12:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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rofl at 2nd one.
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Old 05-12-2007, 01:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2007, 07:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Funnny... especially the first and second..
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Old 05-12-2007, 12:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Funny nice ones. ...
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Old 05-12-2007, 12:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahaha , LMAO.
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rofl...too good.....3rd one.....
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1,2,3 r excelent
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wats a KY jelly ???
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Google it...
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Google it...
thnx man ........ hw in the world i forgot the Mighty GOOGLE .....
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