Newton's Laws

[Gigacore]

Have a look at this...creativity at its best.


1st Law

A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia of Green card
until and unless an external Force Called Deportation is Applied.


2nd Law


The Force of Deportation F = ma Where m = Amount Of Money Desi
Earned/Saved in USA. a= dm/dt The Rate At which Desi SavedMoney.
(This is contrary to the common Belief that Desi will return back
(after making lot of Money.)


3rd Law


For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary
Visit, A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a Permanent Visit.

Source: Mail

[chicha]

good one