Why Call center guys are paid so much? Very funny!

[Kiran.dks]

) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"


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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."

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4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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5).Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech support : ##### ***

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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ******_____####

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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"

Customer : "Pentium."

Tech support : ////-----+++
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8). Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
Tech support : ??????

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9).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Tech Support : ?!%#$
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10).Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"


Tech support : ??????

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11). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support : "What does it say?"

Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech support : @@@@@
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12). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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13). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"

Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support : "Well?"

Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech support : *** ---- ++++
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The best of the lot

14). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keeps quite for moment)

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

Tech support:: 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support:hush hush)
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS
command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User : MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file.
Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.

Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support : (hush hush)

User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

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Height Of all (Too Good)

15) customer care officer : I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in
finding it out?

Cust: sure

CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?

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Just for fun!


Source: email

[Gigacore]

nice jokes. . i knew few of those

[Charan]

^^^ These kind of call do come to tech support, thank god im not in tech support team .

[~Phenom~]

I was in Tech Support till last month. I personally encountered these among mentioned above.

1. Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Me : "How did you install the update?"
Customer: "Well, I have saved it on my desktop."

2. Me : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'Start' button displayed?"

Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Me :I can see through your telephone.(With a Smile)

3. Me : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "The latest one."
Me: Wow, thats great.(!$&^%^%)

4. Me: "What operating system are you using?"
Customer : whats that ???
Me:I mean ,Which windows r u using ??
Customer:I have not changed it , it should be the default one.
Me: (%$#%$#)Wow, U know a lot about computers.
Customer:Thank u, I am learning them since last month.(smiling)

5. Me: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're available 24*7."

Customer: "But you are in India, what will be the timings for US ?"
Me: (Devil smile) In US, we are available only from Mon to Sun , 9am to 9pm and then 9 pm to 9 am.
Customer:Wait, let me note it down.



PS:There are lot lot more and much much better and I m too lazy to type all that long.

[entrana]

o my god can people really be that stupid?

[Gigacore]

if you translate the words CALL CENTER in kannada, its hilarious

[Charan]

^^ kari madhya?

[arunks]

gud..all i have read earlier also..but thanx for making me smile again

[Kiran.dks]

You are welcome!

[Gigacore]

@ charan bro,

Call Madhya

(Call remains same, center becomes MADHYA)

Now read as CALL MADHYA

[ax3]

Lol ........

[Charan]

Originally Posted by Gigacore

@ charan bro,

Call Madhya

(Call remains same, center becomes MADHYA)

Now read as CALL MADHYA

lol

[almighty]

realy funny

[abinesh]

HILARIOUS !!!
nice ones ...

[sumeet singh]

I'm working in Tech support and encounter theses issues every working day...

[CadCrazy]

Originally Posted by ~Phenom~

Me:I mean ,Which windows r u using ??
Customer:I have not changed it , it should be the default one.
Me: (%$#%$#)Wow, U know a lot about computers.

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

damn..ppl r realy stupid....

da computer lab assistant in ma skool is 1 of dem....
1 day he was asked 2 delete all da files in exam paper folder...he went der n den started deleting dem 1 by 1...i asked him 2 press ctr+a and den shft+del 2 delete all at once....he said he was asked 2 delete on dose file which r in folder, not all da files...