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03-09-2007, 12:09 AM
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Beware of the innocent
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A friend's orkut profile
Just read one of my friend's orkut profile in the about me section.
Really humorous
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My name is John. I was born in Bangalore..... He he he good start HUH!!!
Well well well!!!! My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-one years.
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.
We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Of course I knew that knickers began with a K. I've been to Oxford, it's one of the first things they teach you.
I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless.
I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest I peak.
I am fun loving person. Good traveler. Animal lover.
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Definitely a sexy guy
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03-09-2007, 07:39 AM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
i dont find it so funny 
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03-09-2007, 10:00 AM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
oh.. 
to each his own i guess
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03-09-2007, 10:08 AM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
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i dont find it so funny |
I also don't find it funny. :-P
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03-09-2007, 10:27 AM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
^ +1
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03-09-2007, 10:37 AM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
That school statement is good..
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03-09-2007, 01:19 PM
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Beware of the innocent
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
I guess my taste in humor is a bit different.
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03-09-2007, 03:41 PM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
hmm....what's the thread for?   :
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03-09-2007, 03:50 PM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
you didn't get the joke yet? Not too bright today, are we?
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03-09-2007, 07:52 PM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
^^ lol..
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03-09-2007, 07:57 PM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
It's nice but not that funny 
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03-09-2007, 09:39 PM
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Still Shining!
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
I had seen like this somewhere:
Profile of a Software Engineer:
About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com ß - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can’t afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home
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03-09-2007, 10:33 PM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
Liked the part about relationship status and humor.
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03-09-2007, 11:08 PM
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Wahahaha~!
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
nice one
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03-09-2007, 11:28 PM
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I have Yolks not Brains!
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
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Originally Posted by Lucky_star
I had seen like this somewhere:
Profile of a Software Engineer:
About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com ß - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can’t afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home
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Really funny..................but can one edit and write our own sentences in PETS,SMOKING and DRINKING column.......?
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03-09-2007, 11:33 PM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
Ya.... Engineer wala is nice....
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03-09-2007, 11:36 PM
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:-o
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
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Originally Posted by Lucky_star
I had seen like this somewhere:
Profile of a Software Engineer:
About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com ß - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can’t afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home
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really funny yaar esp. tv shows n cuisines 
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04-09-2007, 11:24 AM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
^^^Post my Lucky Star is really humorous.
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04-09-2007, 05:27 PM
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I have Yolks not Brains!
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
but can one edit and write our own sentences in PETS,SMOKING and DRINKING column.......?
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04-09-2007, 05:32 PM
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"The Gentleman"
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
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My name is John. I was born in Bangalore..... He he he good start HUH!!!
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i only liked this line, the guy is trying to tell something else in double mean.
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04-09-2007, 05:52 PM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
Engineers profile was witty. Software Engineer = S.E = Smart Engineer
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04-09-2007, 05:53 PM
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Re: A friend's orkut profile
SE=Stupid Engineer
or SE=Sexy Engineer(sitting bedies you chatting with a guy on orkut but never with u)
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