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Old 02-09-2007, 11:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , andRacing 3.6no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

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A Troubled User.
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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 ,Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 ..

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 .. This application is not supported by Wife1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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this was hilarious havnt read something this hilarious in a long time ... reallly great share ... ... whoever wrote this is a genius ...
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL
no words to say...............
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hilarious man......awesome stuff ... cant he upgrade from wife 1.0 to wife 2.0 beta ...
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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awesome .. .. rofl rofl . BTW any chances of terminating the licence agreement ? is there any Divorce Ultimate Edition? this way one can go back to previous version thats Girlfriend 7.0
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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GF7.0 crashes the system if it detects wife1.0 already there!!so no parallels or VM
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lol...just install Divorce 3.2 to remove wife 1.0 from ur system,then u can safely install girlfriend 7.0.If u want u can also dualboot wife 1.0 & girlfriend 7.0. Thank you for writing,aap ka din shubh ho.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I saw it before, but hilarious indeed. One thing though...GirlFriend 7.0 is good, but after continues working in GF7.0 you will sure want to go to Wife 1.0, nothing beats that
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Any one using Wife 1.0 here ? They may be many with Girlfriend 7.0 . I dont have both so my system is rock stable
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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If u want u can also dualboot wife 1.0 & girlfriend 7.0.
hahahaha

Whatever you do, make sure they reside as far apart as possible...definitely on separate partitions, and preferably on different hard drives...and any communication between the two, well...just make sure they can't see each other...otherwise, BOTH may crash heh.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hilarious man......awesome stuff ... cant he upgrade from wife 1.0 to wife 2.0 beta ...
yeah he has to first install divorce 3.2 and go for System upgrade with BigWallet 2.0 and also Hunk 2.0 then he can go for Wife 2.0 beta or else he will short of system requirments and wife 2.0 beta wont boot...
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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^^ I think BigWallet 2.0 shd suffice.. The Hunk 2.0 Patch is just an addon
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Thanks!Heard it before.
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very funny...


LOL.

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Old 03-09-2007, 11:47 AM   #22 (permalink)
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even if it is GF 7.0, but as all previous versions, this also tries to upgrade itself to WIFE 1.0.
Why can't it stay GF *.* only?
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They could run on "Bootcamp"..
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wheres son 1.0 or daughter 1.5
yeah we hv completley forgotten about son 1.0 and daughter 1.5

dad loves daughter 1.5 very much that's why he also loves wife 1.0

also his love for daugther 1.5 is soo much that he can never think of installing spywares and viruses to wife 1.0 so that they create back doors for install of divorce 3.2

instead now all in all daugther 1.5 is an excellent communication medium to communicate with wife 1.0
and daugher 1.5 results in increase in the size of love 1.0 at any point of time
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