funny ways for harry potter to die

[RaghuKL]

Neville Longbottom finds out about the prophecy and gets jealous. Pushes Harry to his death down the stairs then bungles attack on Voldemort. Evil wins.
Catches Wizard's Syphilis from Ginny Weasley.
Harry becomes Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you know how that turns out.
Contracts bird flu from infected owls.
Voldemort snipes him with an Avada Kedavra, then corpse camps Harry for eight hours.
Hagrid crushes his spine doing Heimlich maneuver when Harry chokes on one of Hagrid's biscuits.
"Accio butcher knife" spell goes horribly wrong.
Accidentally walks in on Professor McGonagall naked. Tears eyes out. Bleeds to death.
Unaware that the Pensieve has been replaced by a Fountain of Acid, dips his head in.
Harry begins messianic cult. Gives up hope of ever killing Voldemort. Passes out Deadly Draught to students who complete largest group suicide pact in wizard history.
Blood can't reach brain after a casting Viagrus Eternus on himself

source http://www.bbspot.com/News/2007/02/t...hallows-2.html

Gets very drunk on butterbeer and has one-night stand with Dementor. Finds out its "Hump of Despair" is way worse than its "Kiss of Death."
Scar actually a time bomb set by Voldemort, making Harry's head explode in a bloody mist.
Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid. While tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies jumping from window in astronomy tower.
Heart attack from high cholesterol brought on by a lifetime of eating sausages.
Murdered by Ron after Hermione gets caught holding Harry's wand.
Smothered by Veela bre**ts.
Disgruntled Snitch frees a bunch of Bludgers and sends them after Harry.
Decapitated by Hogwart's Express in game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy.
Trampled by a mob of liberated house elves.
Becomes Animagus. Turns into mouse. Gets eaten by Hedwig.
Harry becomes paralyzed when thrown from back of Centaur. Inspires wizarding community with inspirational struggle towards recovery, but dies from bedsore infection.

Sourcehttp://www.bbspot.com/News/2007/02/t...y-hallows.html

[it_waaznt_me]

Harry becomes Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you know how that turns out.

Harry has actually been DADA teacher .. Remember his classes in Room of requirement for Dumbledore's Army in OOTP ..

"Accio butcher knife" spell goes horribly wrong.

=))

[escape7]

Cool stuff, it was hilarious - especially that animagus one and the butcher knife one.

[rajdeepsingh86]

old ones but funny nevertheless