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Old 18-05-2007, 01:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hi i ve seen this starting in few other forums/community so lets start our own

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U can ask ur own questions also.The other person to reply answers ur question.

here are few of my questions..
1.If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
2.If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
3.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
4.Do vampires get AIDS?
5.If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
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Old 18-05-2007, 02:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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okay here is one of the answers.. to question no.5

Well if the doctor has died performing the surgery... i guess the other doctors will continue working on the patient ....cause well the doctor is ... dead.
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Old 18-05-2007, 05:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Answers
1.) To be perfect.
2.) Love is blind, We are not...
3.) Because when they loose it's like a war....
4.) No I am not an AIDS patient. So I guess not.
5.) Read baazigar's reply please.
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Old 18-05-2007, 09:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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4)... Yeah they do... Then they die... and again wake up in the night...

My Question.... What is the meaning of the sentance, I don't know half of you, half as well as I should lkike and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve....

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Old 18-05-2007, 11:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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My questions are
what is speed of dark?
how do seedless grapes grow?
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
What happens when you swallow your pride?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Where is Old Zealand?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
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Old 18-05-2007, 11:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My question is

why this thread being allowed on this forum
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Old 18-05-2007, 01:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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vampires don't get aids because it is at type of hiv -human immunodeficiency virus and not viv-vampire immunodeficiency virus
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Why do men have nipples?
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Old 18-05-2007, 01:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^^ for wives and gfs to give it a twist.
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Old 18-05-2007, 06:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Q. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

Q. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
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Old 19-05-2007, 10:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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grt question yar

"Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?"

hahahahaha
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Old 19-05-2007, 10:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Q.How many feathers are their for a Duck?
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Q. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Step-king?

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Q. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Because his feathers become transparent when they are wet.

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Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
The folks at Microsoft seem to have realised the ridiculousness of the concept and this has therefore been fixed in Vista.

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Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
No comment.
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Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?[/QUOTE]

nudity is an art but two nude ppl is not art,
its art of other kind
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what is speed of dark?
What Scientists think- > Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light. ///

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Who killed the Dead Sea?
We don't know yet. Or the killer would have been caught...

My Question.
Do pilots take crash-courses?
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Now where have I heard that one before? Oh, that's right, in this thread itself:
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Do pilots take crash-courses?
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What Scientists think- > Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light. ///
Is that a stupid-stupid answer or a stupid-intelligent answer!
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You are free not to.

Why does this forum have a stupid sixty second limit between posts?
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Admin can decrease the time

Which moderator will lock this thread?
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Old 20-05-2007, 12:48 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Does exceptions have an exception ??
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the one who has lost his brains...

y its always moderator who has to lock the thread
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Old 20-05-2007, 02:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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an jacka$$ from mars...

y do people fall in love?
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Is that a stupid-stupid answer or a stupid-intelligent answer!
That was a intelligent answer by a Stupid guy....

Why are people keep asking to lock this thread
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so thread does not get stolen...

y r not many ppl postin on this thread?
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Because no one wants to participate in a stupidity session.

Why is Bose named so? Some relation to Subhash Chandra Bose?
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Bose is named as bose because he has been names as bose..... ....

Imagine.... if there were no hypothetical situations.......

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Which internet browser does Bill gates use?
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Safari, on his secret Mac.

If both boys and girls have the name 'Apurva', do the boys have girly names or the girls have boyish names?
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