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18-05-2007, 01:07 AM
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Don`t Argue With Me
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Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Hi i ve seen this starting in few other forums/community so lets start our own
NO SERIOUS ANSWERS
U can ask ur own questions also.The other person to reply answers ur question.
here are few of my questions..
1.If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
2.If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
3.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
4.Do vampires get AIDS?
5.If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
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18-05-2007, 02:26 AM
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Apprentice
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
okay here is one of the answers.. to question no.5
Well if the doctor has died performing the surgery... i guess the other doctors will continue working on the patient ....cause well the doctor is ... dead.
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18-05-2007, 05:25 AM
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* Teh Flirt King *
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Answers
1.) To be perfect.
2.) Love is blind, We are not...
3.) Because when they loose it's like a war....
4.) No I am not an AIDS patient. So I guess not.
5.) Read baazigar's reply please.
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18-05-2007, 09:44 AM
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Console Junkie
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
4)... Yeah they do... Then they die... and again wake up in the night... 
My Question.... What is the meaning of the sentance, I don't know half of you, half as well as I should lkike and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve....
Aditya
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18-05-2007, 11:07 AM
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Swalpa Adjust Maadi
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
My questions are
what is speed of dark?
how do seedless grapes grow?
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
What happens when you swallow your pride?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Where is Old Zealand?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
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18-05-2007, 11:31 AM
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Wise Old Owl
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
My question is
why this thread being allowed on this forum
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18-05-2007, 01:02 PM
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Mclaren F1 Long tail
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
vampires don't get aids because it is at type of hiv -human immunodeficiency virus and not viv-vampire immunodeficiency virus
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18-05-2007, 01:19 PM
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Rubik's Uncle!!
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Why do men have nipples?
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18-05-2007, 01:32 PM
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Welcome To The Jungle
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
^^ for wives and gfs to give it a twist.
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18-05-2007, 06:59 PM
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Don`t Argue With Me
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Q. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Q. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
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19-05-2007, 10:10 PM
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Right Off the Assembly Line
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
grt question yar
"Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?"
hahahahaha
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19-05-2007, 10:52 PM
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Q.How many feathers are their for a Duck?
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19-05-2007, 11:19 PM
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Human Spambot
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
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Originally Posted by personifiedgenius
Q. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
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Step-king?
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Originally Posted by personifiedgenius
Q. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
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Because his feathers become transparent when they are wet.
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Originally Posted by personifiedgenius
Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
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The folks at Microsoft seem to have realised the ridiculousness of the concept and this has therefore been fixed in Vista.
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Originally Posted by personifiedgenius
Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
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No comment.
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20-05-2007, 09:12 AM
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High without substance...
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?[/QUOTE]
nudity is an art but two nude ppl is not art,
its art of other kind
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20-05-2007, 09:30 AM
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
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20-05-2007, 11:23 AM
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* Teh Flirt King *
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
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what is speed of dark?
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What Scientists think- > Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light. ///
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Who killed the Dead Sea?
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We don't know yet. Or the killer would have been caught...
My Question.
Do pilots take crash-courses?
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20-05-2007, 12:20 PM
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Human Spambot
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Now where have I heard that one before? Oh, that's right, in this thread itself:
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Do pilots take crash-courses?
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What Scientists think- > Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light. ///
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Is that a stupid-stupid answer or a stupid-intelligent answer!
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20-05-2007, 12:23 PM
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gooby pls
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Thread reported....
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20-05-2007, 12:31 PM
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Human Spambot
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
You are free not to.
Why does this forum have a stupid sixty second limit between posts?
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20-05-2007, 12:36 PM
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gooby pls
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Admin can decrease the time
Which moderator will lock this thread?
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20-05-2007, 12:48 PM
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Searching...
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Does exceptions have an exception ??
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20-05-2007, 01:25 PM
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"The Gentleman"
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
the one who has lost his brains...
y its always moderator who has to lock the thread
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20-05-2007, 01:59 PM
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gooby pls
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Who is going to lock this thread?
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20-05-2007, 02:10 PM
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"The Gentleman"
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
an jacka$$ from mars...
y do people fall in love?
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20-05-2007, 02:14 PM
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* Teh Flirt King *
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
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Is that a stupid-stupid answer or a stupid-intelligent answer!
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That was a intelligent answer by a Stupid guy....
Why are people keep asking to lock this thread
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Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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20-05-2007, 02:18 PM
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"The Gentleman"
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
so thread does not get stolen...
y r not many ppl postin on this thread?
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20-05-2007, 08:16 PM
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Human Spambot
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Because no one wants to participate in a stupidity session.
Why is Bose named so? Some relation to Subhash Chandra Bose?
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20-05-2007, 08:45 PM
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Console Junkie
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Bose is named as bose because he has been names as bose.....  ....
Imagine.... if there were no hypothetical situations.......
Aditya
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20-05-2007, 08:51 PM
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gooby pls
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Which internet browser does Bill gates use?
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20-05-2007, 08:55 PM
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Human Spambot
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Re: Stupid Questions.Stupid answers
Safari, on his secret Mac.
If both boys and girls have the name 'Apurva', do the boys have girly names or the girls have boyish names?
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