BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting

Harvik780 · 12-05-2007, 08:11 AM

Please post all the excuses BSNL gives when u call customer care.
Let me start off-
No. 1 excuse-
1)Question-Why is the server down or slow?
Bahana no.1-U have a problem with the phone line earthing.
Bahana no.2-The server is down cause there is maintenance going on .

QwertyManiac · 12-05-2007, 08:26 AM

Haven't seen a problem crop up in months here ..

abhijit_reddevil · 12-05-2007, 08:41 AM

Question: When will this problem be solved?
Answer: Please call Mr.X and tell your problem.

You call Mr.X

Question: When will this problem be solved?
Answer: Please call Mr.Y and tell your problem.

You call Mr.Y

Question: When will this problem be solved?
Answer: Please call Mr.Z and tell your problem.

You call Mr.Z

Question: When will this problem be solved?
Answer: Please call Mr.A and tell your problem....

Ankur Gupta · 12-05-2007, 09:38 AM

^^In my case Mr.Z redirects to Mr.X!

sam_1710 · 12-05-2007, 10:15 AM

^^^ yup even in my case!!

it jus goes into a recurssion!!

praka123 · 12-05-2007, 10:19 AM

Me Q:why dataone is slow ?
bsnl guy:try this phone no.
tried the no,
Q:hello,I have slow speeds...
nother bsnlguy:wait,call this no...

^^ Now make a C program-its easy

aryayush · 12-05-2007, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitized

Question: When will this problem be solved?
Answer: Please call Mr.X and tell your problem.

You call Mr.X

Question: When will this problem be solved?
Answer: Please call Mr.Y and tell your problem.

You call Mr.Y

Question: When will this problem be solved?
Answer: Please call Mr.Z and tell your problem.

You call Mr.Z

Question: When will this problem be solved?
Answer: Please call Mr.A and tell your problem....

Red-tapism.

satanlives · 12-05-2007, 11:28 AM

you guys are lucky u got this far im still stuck on kindly hold on for an hour now

lol

sysfilez · 12-05-2007, 11:46 AM

all our customer care represenatives are busy kindly hold the line. 10mins approx u hear this ****.

chicha · 13-05-2007, 12:08 AM

my case
"step 1"
Me: Explain him in two different lang describ him the whole situation
completely.

Mr. A "Sir we do not deal with that problem, please call this number
666"

some one at 666 " Yes sir how may i help you?"

Me: Go to step 1. again in two languages.

some one at 666 "sir please hold on i will connect to other department"

other guy at some department " Yes sir how may i help you?"
Me: "go to step 1" this time use some profanities. cut the call

total time spent on the call over 30 min depending on the problem.
what you gain? BP, and very bad day ahead of you

W i d e S c r e e N · 13-05-2007, 04:03 AM

Why Do Bother Calling?

Ankur Gupta · 13-05-2007, 01:46 PM

^^Hoping against hope!

Quiz_Master · 13-05-2007, 02:14 PM

I call them--

"Q.) Hello uncle! Its Ashwin. Internet is not working here. Whats the problem?"

"Ans.) Beta, Maintainence chal rahi hai. {Call Cut}".

I get this answer every time I call them. (I lost count after 14th times...)

Desi-Tek.com · 13-05-2007, 02:15 PM

bsnl is now back to normal

Quiz_Master · 13-05-2007, 04:55 PM

^^ Nah.. Check again. They can't be normal.

They don't even know the meaning of problemless internet connection.

esumitkumar · 14-05-2007, 02:52 PM

bsnl = bhai sahab nahin lagega

Harvik780 · 14-05-2007, 08:11 PM

Well it sounds weired but BSNL stands as/for BSNL=ABNORMAL.

12-05-2007, 08:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Harvik780 ToTheBeatOfUrHeart Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Boston,Newyork Posts: 1,866	BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting Please post all the excuses BSNL gives when u call customer care. Let me start off- No. 1 excuse- 1)Question-Why is the server down or slow? Bahana no.1-U have a problem with the phone line earthing. Bahana no.2-The server is down cause there is maintenance going on . __________________ Mobo - P5N32-E SLI,P5N-E SLI\|GFX - 2x8800GTS,8800GT\|Processor - E6550,E6600\|PSU - CM EP 600,HX620W\|Physics - 2x8600GT

12-05-2007, 08:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
QwertyManiac Commander in Chief Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,657	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting Haven't seen a problem crop up in months here .. __________________ Harsh J www.harshj.com

12-05-2007, 08:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
abhijit_reddevil Manchester United Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kolkata, India Posts: 1,373	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting Question: When will this problem be solved? Answer: Please call Mr.X and tell your problem. You call Mr.X Question: When will this problem be solved? Answer: Please call Mr.Y and tell your problem. You call Mr.Y Question: When will this problem be solved? Answer: Please call Mr.Z and tell your problem. You call Mr.Z Question: When will this problem be solved? Answer: Please call Mr.A and tell your problem.... __________________ PS3-Ipod Touch 4G-Samsung Galaxy Ace-Sapphire HD 6870 Twin Frozer-Creative Zen

12-05-2007, 09:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ankur Gupta Wandering in time... Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Delhi,India Posts: 1,293	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting ^^In my case Mr.Z redirects to Mr.X! __________________ Integrate Yourself With The Latest Happenings..... www.ankur-gupta.com/blog

12-05-2007, 10:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
sam_1710 Alpha Geek Join Date: May 2006 Location: Bang Bang BANGALORE !! Posts: 755	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting ^^^ yup even in my case!! it jus goes into a recurssion!!

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12-05-2007, 10:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
praka123 left this forum longback Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: - Posts: 7,513	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting Me Q:why dataone is slow ? bsnl guy:try this phone no. tried the no, Q:hello,I have slow speeds... nother bsnlguy:wait,call this no... ^^ Now make a C program-its easy __________________ left this forum long back.Admin Can Delete this Account and posts Permanantly.Thank You Get GNU/Linux - http://getgnulinux.org

12-05-2007, 11:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
satanlives Broken In Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: calcuttaaa Posts: 119	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting you guys are lucky u got this far im still stuck on kindly hold on for an hour now lol __________________ SATAN'S SPAWN: E6600+msi P965neof+2gb transcend ddr2 667ram+ xfx 7800gt+CREATIVE X-FI XTREME MUSIC SOUND CARD+LOGITECH Z5300 5.1SPEAKERS+Zebronics new york cabby+POWERSAFE 500WATTS PSU.

12-05-2007, 11:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
sysfilez Welcome To The Jungle Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Living in a garbage can. Posts: 626	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting all our customer care represenatives are busy kindly hold the line. 10mins approx u hear this ****. __________________ Me n My Canon EOS 350D with EF 50mm f1.8

13-05-2007, 12:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
chicha High without substance... Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: dark side of the moon Posts: 402	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting my case "step 1" Me: Explain him in two different lang describ him the whole situation completely. Mr. A "Sir we do not deal with that problem, please call this number 666" some one at 666 " Yes sir how may i help you?" Me: Go to step 1. again in two languages. some one at 666 "sir please hold on i will connect to other department" other guy at some department " Yes sir how may i help you?" Me: "go to step 1" this time use some profanities. cut the call total time spent on the call over 30 min depending on the problem. what you gain? BP, and very bad day ahead of you __________________ I am Acrophobic, Entomophobic, Melissophobic. . Last edited by chicha; 13-05-2007 at 12:09 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

13-05-2007, 04:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
W i d e S c r e e N Alpha Geek Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 670	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting Why Do Bother Calling?

13-05-2007, 01:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ankur Gupta Wandering in time... Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Delhi,India Posts: 1,293	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting ^^Hoping against hope! __________________ Integrate Yourself With The Latest Happenings..... www.ankur-gupta.com/blog

13-05-2007, 02:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
Quiz_Master * Teh Flirt King * Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Originally From : Ratlam M.P., Currently in: Hyderabad Posts: 971	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting I call them-- "Q.) Hello uncle! Its Ashwin. Internet is not working here. Whats the problem?" "Ans.) Beta, Maintainence chal rahi hai. {Call Cut}". I get this answer every time I call them. (I lost count after 14th times...) __________________ World is just a Quizzical Reality : Quiz_Master//Ashwin Blog: http://ashwinsaxena.com/blog - Tech, Life and Other Things.

13-05-2007, 02:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
Desi-Tek.com In The Zone Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 360	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting bsnl is now back to normal __________________ Dhiraj Thakur thakur.dheeraj(@)gmail.com

13-05-2007, 04:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Quiz_Master * Teh Flirt King * Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Originally From : Ratlam M.P., Currently in: Hyderabad Posts: 971	Re: BSNL Users come here for a brief meeting ^^ Nah.. Check again. They can't be normal. They don't even know the meaning of problemless internet connection. __________________ World is just a Quizzical Reality : Quiz_Master//Ashwin Blog: http://ashwinsaxena.com/blog - Tech, Life and Other Things.

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