Top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes

[Rockstar11]

We don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. But let’s face it how many Rajni movies have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by - through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more! Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments (read: stress-busters).

We list our top 10.

1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.



Oops! Sorry we had to go overboard (just like the jokes) and we just couldn't restrict it to top 10!

Which is your favourite Rajinikanth joke? Leave us a comment and let us know.

[rhitwick]

U may check out this : Chuck Norris Facts |

[Goten]

Sorry, But had enuff of this Rajni pjs. Ridiculing Ranji has now become ridiculous.

Peace Lost~~~!

[ico]

Rajinikanth's Gmail ID --> gmail@rajinikanth.com

[Faun]

^^rofl

[Garbage]

Originally Posted by Rockstar11

We don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. But let’s face it how many Rajni movies have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by - through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more! Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments (read: stress-busters).

We list our top 10.

1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.



Oops! Sorry we had to go overboard (just like the jokes) and we just couldn't restrict it to top 10!

Which is your favourite Rajinikanth joke? Leave us a comment and let us know.

And here is the source - Top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes | Entertainment | iDiva.com

[Jaskanwar Singh]

Rajnikanth enters Big Boss 4 !!
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"Rajnikanth chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room mein aaye...!"

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Once Rajnikant donated Blood to a very small, sick, thin child...




2day ...Tat child is known as "The Great Khali"...!!

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In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION..

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Intel's new ad:
Rajnikanth Inside

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The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to 'OSCAR'!

[silicon_fusion]

CAT is OutDated..
Now d students have 2 prepapre for RAT..
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wondering what it is..?
Rajanikant Aptitude Test...

Rajini’s favourite SQL query...
Select * from ORACLE;

NASA CLOSED…..
Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!

Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,
Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".


The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........
.......Rajinikant's primary school crafts project


My cell phone is full of Rajnikanth messages
And now
I don’t need a charger

[Jaskanwar Singh]

^^mine phone too is full of these msgs

[silicon_fusion]

Rajini’s favourite SQL query...
Select * from ORACLE;

NASA CLOSED…..
Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!



The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........
.......Rajinikant's primary school crafts project


My cell phone is full of Rajnikanth messages
And now
I don’t need a charger

[The Sorcerer]

Rajnikanth knows- who let the dogs out!!! He also knows- Who the f**k is Alice!

[Jaskanwar Singh]

Rajnikanth has seen the lady's face who owns the house in tom and jerry...!

[NainO]

Headline Of Today..

Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi..
Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye..
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Cycle driver "RAJNIKANT"
Farrar.

[Rockstar11]

^^^^ rofl

[NainO]

Here is another one...

Galileo used lamp 2 study..
Graham bell used candle 2study
Shakspeare studied in street light
Bt,
Do u know abt
RAJANIKANT?
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only agarbatti.

[abhidev]

Once Rajnikanth donated his blood to malnourished child,
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he is now known as the "THE GREAT KHALI"

[SunnyChahal]

1. When Rajnikanth comes on the stage, the audience gets stage fear.

2. Rajnikanth will have a guest appearance in Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2. That is when Voldemort will die.

3. Look up in the sky tomorrow morning at around 7AM. You'll see Rajni in the sky. He's participating in Asian Games long jump.

[Piyush]

1-->rajnikanth's pulse is measured in RICHTER scale

2-->rajni once spit paan on a building....its now called RED fort

3-->rajni can speak BRAILLE

4-->rajni was practicing a spelling test....now that bunch of papers is known as OXFORD dictionary

5-->rajni can draw a straight line with a COMPASS

[Nithu]

Look at the sky at 4:30pm today..
You can see RAJNI. He is participating in ASIAN Games high jump, DON'T MISS IT...

[SunnyChahal]

Chuck Norris committed suicide and left a note which read, "Rajni was here".

[confused]

Nice ones everyone, but here is the best one I've heard:
Do you know what Rajnikant's signature looks like? Come on, I am sure you have seen it....

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[Chirag]

Don't remember it properly but here it is. Once Rajnikanth was making love in a pickup truck and one of his sperm escaped and went inside the engine and today that pickup truck is known as Optimus Prime.

[furious_gamer]

^^

[harryneopotter]

^^What about Megatron then ?

[furious_gamer]

May be another pick up truck where rajni was making love.....

[NainO]

Mutated spider bit Peter Parker,
he became SPIDERMAN..


Mutated spider bit Rajanikanth,
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spider became SPIDERKANTH...

[toad_frog09]

^^^
Does spiderkant speaks telgu??

[NainO]

^^^ yeah buddy, its one of its superpower

[MetalheadGautham]

not safe for kids warning...

Spoiler:

There was an attempt to construct a life sized replica of Rajnikanth's penis. Rajnikanth was upset by the fact that due to lack of building material, they didn't construct his erect thing. Today that replica is known as the leaning tower of pisa

[NainO]

^^^ india gave it a try too - Qutub Minar