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23-10-2009, 11:12 PM
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Wandering In Tecno Land
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Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
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New Delhi. In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand of men grooming products, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’. The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now. Axe advertisements suggest that the products help men in instantly attracting women.
Vaibhav Bedi, the petitioner, also surrendered all his used, unused and half-used deodorant sprays, perfume sticks and roll-ons, anti-perspirants, aftershaves, body washes, shampoos, and hair gels to the court, and demanded a laboratory test of the products and narcotics test of the brand managers of Axe. Vaibhav was pushed to take this step when his bai (maid) beat him with a broom when he tried to impress her by appearing naked in front of her after applying all the Axe products.
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23-10-2009, 11:14 PM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
heh vaibhav. 
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23-10-2009, 11:32 PM
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Be CoOl rAp RuLeZ !!!
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
^^^ LMFAO rofl
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23-10-2009, 11:36 PM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
Is this "The" Vaibhav?
On a second thought, its FakingNews so, I should not believe it right?!
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23-10-2009, 11:58 PM
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24-10-2009, 12:35 AM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
Smart guy!!!!
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24-10-2009, 01:09 AM
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Be CoOl rAp RuLeZ !!!
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
I guess he might be getting rich soon.. The company will pay him to keep his mouth shut..
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24-10-2009, 01:13 AM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
OMG!!! Vaibhav here too 
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24-10-2009, 01:49 AM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
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24-10-2009, 10:16 AM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
Unban vaibhavtek! He is a celeb now!
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24-10-2009, 10:36 AM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
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Unban vaibhavtek! He is a celeb now! |
LOL yeah!!!!
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........I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of court.” noted lawyer Ram Jhoothmalani said.
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24-10-2009, 11:45 AM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
omg , you all fools !
its a fake news from fakingnews !
lol u all got fooled . !!
plagiarism !
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24-10-2009, 12:00 PM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
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omg , you all fools !
its a fake news from fakingnews !
lol u all got fooled . !!
plagiarism !
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wow you are so intelligent mate... we all fools never ever knew this.. not even a little hint even after seeing the 'Read More' in the first post.
India needs more bright and intelligent people like you. please get us a noble prize. will ya bro ?
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24-10-2009, 02:02 PM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
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omg , you all fools !
its a fake news from fakingnews !
lol u all got fooled . !!
plagiarism !
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hey man, i am really impressed by your ability, i have a marriage proposal for you, the gu(a)y is vaibhav ! i hope you know him already, he is soo cooler than you, the instant u know him i can assure you that you'll fall in love with him.
adios, keep bringing such news ! atleast there are fcukheads im mean brain heads like you here !
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24-10-2009, 02:03 PM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
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Originally Posted by fun2sh
omg , you all fools !
its a fake news from fakingnews !
lol u all got fooled . !!
plagiarism !
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Yes, we are fools. Yes, we didn't know anything about this. Yes, we all took it seriously and also seriously asked for vaibhavtek's unbanning. Oh God, we are such fools now. Admins will really grant our wish and make vaibhavtek Super admin and ruler of this forum and planet. Come to think of it, since you are so intelligent, you should be made SUPER DUPER admin. What say? We will support your intelligence O great one. 8)
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wow you are so intelligent mate... we all fools never ever knew this.. not even a little hint even after seeing the 'Read More' in the first post.
India needs more bright and intelligent people like you. please get us a noble prize. will ya bro ?
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Yes, he should surely get a noble prize. If Obama could, then so can he! After all, he has shown us such a hard to spot thing. He is the most intelligent one on this forum. 
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24-10-2009, 02:14 PM
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Crowman
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
_hsr gave a good suggestion too.
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25-10-2009, 01:15 PM
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Re: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
This is gonna go nowhere.
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