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Old 08-05-2009, 03:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
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When I was in Kolkata last week, I bought a Kingston SD card for my camera from a small shop in AC Market. I jokingly asked the shop owner if it was a genuine Kingston product (knowing that he would say it was even if it wasn't). He told me that it's 110% genuine. Just a figure of speech, of course. We both laughed.
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Is your reply aimed at my post? I was not directly following in the OP's direction.

Since the article quoted by rhitwick was a satire about the way people use >100% terms as a figure of speech to stress their point, I merely related a recent personal experience in the same vein.
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