Forum Game:Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[utsav]

A) Maybe in his 10000 th ODI at 257yr age

Q) shud mallika sherawat b HOD of human welfare department ?

[dreamcatcher]

A)If Manmohan singh decides to strip

Q)Why is india named india??

[trublu]

A> bcoz u r named dreamcatcher

Q>why is ur name dreamcatcher?

[Krazzy Warrior]

A) Because he will catch u and but u in ur hell dream...

Q) Why is this forum name...Digit Forum...???

[dreamcatcher]

A)Because it is not an Analog Forum

Q)WTF???

[redhat]

A) B'coz at the end everything is stored in the form of a digit(0, 1)

Q). Why is google the best ?

[Krazzy Warrior]

A)Because I am the best

Q) Why I am the best...

[esumitkumar]

A) coz u r a bus walla running BEST (Mumbai) bus

Q) Why I think this thread will be a mega hit ?

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Because people keep posting the same thing twice(what a stupidity!) and the stupid forum AI keeps automerging the post without checking if the content is the same! And then people have to edit their posts(Yaaaawn!). So, stupid things like stupid threads!(No offence meant dude!)(also, this IS a stupid answer! don't disqualify it!)
(To those sto00opids who did not understand this answer: look at the reason for editing in sumit's post right above this one!)
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Q>Why is this forum's AI sto00opid?

[utsav]

A) coz the members r stoo0pid

Q) where am i?

[esumitkumar]

(To those sto00opids who did not understand this answer: look at the reason for editing in sumit's post right above this one!)

arre yar mera BSNL BB drop ho gaya tha ....so i connected it again and pressed F5 in mozilla...so

A) U r in the Planet Xorxium of Galaxy Ubuntu

B) Why I like Hallowed be thy name so much by IM and COF

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Because you liked Harry potter &the deathly "hallows" by JKR and Bloomsbury as well as "Halo" 3! And, because everytime you pick up your ringing phone, you say:"Hallo!"
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Q>Why do you say "Hallo!", while on the phone?

[Cyrus_the_virus]

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Q>Why do you say "Hallo!", while on the phone?[/quote]
A> Because you can't start with "who the fcuk are you"??

or

A> Because you said Hallo first!

or

A> Stop recharging your phone, then you will never hear "Haaaloo" ever again


Q> Why do you even have a phone?

[vamsi_krishna]

A> because i am great grand son of davenchi's big brohter's cousin who is brohter-in-law of kratos and also big brother for zeus.

Q> what is menat by digit?

[alexanderthegreat]

A>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numerical_digit. Sheesh! Even a 4 year old is taught that much!
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Q>Why are 4-year-olds actually a group of aliens from the Capella System looking to destabilize humans, colonize Earth nad then broadcast the message:"All your base are belong to us. Tee hee hee!"???

[vamsi_krishna]

OFF TOPIC:

Hail alaxander,

no strait answers.


Q) why 'E' in dell is leaning?

[RaghuKL]

A) only e is leaning in dell while entire companies have begun to sink in US!!!

Q) Melodee itni choclatee kyun hai?

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Kyunki hum sab melodee nahi chlormint khate hain!("chlormint kyon khate hain" mat poochna!)(Now this one CAN'T be disqualified! Can it?)
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Q>Why are chlormint-ad makers actually a group of aliens from the Capella System looking to destabilize humans, colonize Earth and then broadcast the message:"All your base are belong to us."???

[Edge-of-chaos]

zfsdkfjbkdfbhbsdfkh!

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

Q) Hum Chlormint Kyon khate hain?

[sub1zero]

A) Because you are communicating in Hindi using English letters.

Q) Why did the road cross the chicken?

[alexanderthegreat]

OFFTOPIC:

zfsdkfjbkdfbhbsdfkh!

Is that actually a reply or spam?

ONTOPIC:
A>Because chicken was not the right answer! That's why he ticked "goose"!
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Q>Why don't people brush their coats with toothbrushes and vice versa?

[dheeraj_kumar]

A> Because you cant clean your teeth using bathroom cleaners...

Q> Why does superman fly?

[RaghuKL]

A> If he walks, he would get stuck in traffic jam.


Q> Is traffic jam sweet or sour?

[Krazzy Warrior]

it is bitter

Q) Why today is Friday ??

[confused]

it is bitter

Q) Why today is Friday ??

A)The same reason why you were born!! (dont take it personally)

Q)Why do we study Mathematics??

[dheeraj_kumar]

A>Because your birth date is full of numbers!!

Q>Why are you caught in a civil war?

[confused]

A>Because your birth date is full of numbers!!

Q>Why are you caught in a civil war?

A>Because of highly gifted, intelligent, compassionate people like Raj Thackeray!!!

Q>Why doesn't India attack Pakistan???

[esumitkumar]

A) cuz India loves Shaanti

B) Why cant we have whole salary credited in account without working

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Because Bosses want you to work and they hate Shaanti!
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Q>Who is Sam Fisher? (Explain in details and provide arguments to support your answer(I swear I'm not a teacher!))