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Poor jokes , pj :-)
Hi.. Guys.. Let start a thread for poor jokes..  here goes the first one
One guy got bitten by a king cobra in his house, but he didn't die why?
Ans : because he was in LIVING room.
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17-11-2008, 06:42 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
A man goes to sleep with two glasses of water next to his bed. One full one empty. Why?
One if he's thirsty in the night. and the other if he's not!
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23-11-2008, 11:12 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Good thread dude!
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23-11-2008, 11:30 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
PJ = Phata Joke, Phaltu Joke, Poor Joke etc. etc. etc. & etc.
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24-11-2008, 09:44 AM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Why did Chris"topher" Columbus discovered America? Because he went "tofar" 
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24-11-2008, 12:04 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Musst... avoid... this... thread...
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24-11-2008, 12:16 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Two fishes were in a Tank........one says to the other......
You drive, I'll man the turret (Gun).
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24-11-2008, 12:47 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Omg.wtf %^*%#^$&
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24-11-2008, 01:35 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
A Mosquito Died While Listening To The Song " Aap Ki Kashish " ... Why ?
The Song A Hit - " The Insect Killer Spray !
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24-11-2008, 02:05 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
q: Where does Mr. Bean sleep?
a:On Bean bag
q: What is Mr. Bean's favorite quote?
a:"Bean" there done that.
q:What did Mr. Bean had for breakfast
a:Baked Beans
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25-12-2008, 08:49 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Q: What is the colour of frequency?
A: Purple
Since, frequency is 1/time i.e. 1/sec
1 sec=1 pal
then 1/sec == per pal =>Purple
If a fat girl crosses you but comes back when you whistle, what will you call the situation?
GOLMAAL returns
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27-12-2008, 03:26 AM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Lol @ Golmaal Returns.
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27-12-2008, 06:43 AM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Q: Guess the name of Microsoft's new software?
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Ans: M$ Dhoni.
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
really cool Ones
PJ--> Pakao Jokes
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27-12-2008, 10:12 AM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Quote:
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Q: Guess the name of Microsoft's new software?
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He...He funny.
Q: Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
A: Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
more pls...................
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29-10-2009, 10:09 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
MY kinda thread..sum people even try 2 do me in at skool fur sum of my jokes:-P!Dese r sum starters..tell me if u want more!
Ques  ne day a lakkadhara(woodcutter)went 2 d city,nd all d girls started 2 follow him and try 2 kiss him  !why???
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woohoo!
sum more!
one day a eraser opened a matrimonial place.what was it called?
ans:Rubber ne bana di jodi! 
if u liking.den jusst asking  !
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29-10-2009, 10:25 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Person1: What is his name?
Person2: ZooZoo
Person1: Why so?
Person2: Coz.. he escaped from zoo twice.
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Where does a dog go when it loses its tail..?
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30-10-2009, 03:34 AM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Former Pakistan cricket captain Inzamam-ul-Haq has filed a law-suit against the biscuit manufacturer “Priya Gold”
.. because they used the punch-line- “हक से मांगो!!”
Why is Ekta Kapoor planning to revive Kyunki Saas....?
Ans: She read somewhere that Tulsi can cure Swine Flu
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30-10-2009, 06:56 AM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
wow these Pakao jokes are awesome
keep comin
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Question: what do you call a guy who has 9 tanks on the terrace ?
Answer: nau-tanki
Question : why does the lady living in house number 32c always smiling ?
Answer: because she lives in batees-c
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30-10-2009, 02:45 PM
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
Ques:wht do u call a music channel widout ny presenters,vjs etc...
Ans:EMPTY-v!
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can we post some 'ahem' jokes?
Ques:a monkey was given a banana,why did'nt it eat it?
ANs:bcoz d banana was made of plastic
Ques:a monkey was given a REAL banana,why didnt it eat it?
Ans:bcoz now d MONKEY was plastic
Ques:hw do you put a elephant into d fridge in 3 steps?
Ans:Simple
1)open d door
2)put in d elephant
3)close d dore!
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
how do you put a GIRAFFE into d fridge in 4 steps?
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1)open d dore
2)take elephant out
3)put giraffe in
4)close d dore!
Ques:dere was a meeting of animals...who was missing?
Ans:d giraffe!he was still in d fridge!
Ques:deres a lake which is home of crocs how dyou cross it?
Ans:by swimming
Ques:but dey will eat u!!hw will u cross?
Ans:deyre at d meeting,doofus!
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
The following questions were actually posed by real-life lawyers and are taken from official court records.
lawyer: What happened then?
person: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
lawyer: Did he kill you?
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lawyer: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
person: That's me.
lawyer: Were you present when that picture was taken?
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lawyer: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
person: Yes.
lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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lawyer: All you responses must be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
person: Oral.
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
What did the doctor say to the very nervous midget?
You'll just have to be a little patient!
Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin
Santa runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto!"
WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
Santa: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST..."
What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!
Proof :- Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.
Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...
Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."
After hike in petrol price, Santa was not worried at all.
When Banta asked him the reason, he said: "How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"
Santa ki sister ko daku utha kar le gaye. Logo ne kaha daaku khatarnaak hai - sister ko bachane khali haath mat jana.
Phir kya??
Santa dhai kilo AAM le gaya.
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Why did'nt Brook Shields marry James Bond...
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Who is "JO"??
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Kambakht Ishq!!!
(remember kambhakht ishq hai JO...)
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What's the name of Sardar who has only one hair?
Iqbal Singh...
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Whats the name of the Sardar who lives under water??
Jal-andar Singh!!!
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Whats the name of the sardar who lives under water and breathes too??
Jal-andar Singh "Gill"!!!!
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2 friends Jo & Wo were going thru jungle. Jo sighted a snake and suddenly Wo died...Why?
JO dar gaya WO mar gaya  !!!
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
common ... more....
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Re: Poor jokes , pj :-)
man these are damn hilarious
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