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Old 27-10-2008, 08:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.



2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.



4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.



5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC



6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.



7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.



8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.



10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.



11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.



12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein
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Old 27-10-2008, 08:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
hahahahaha MOTHER TERESA

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If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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Old 27-10-2008, 08:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 27-10-2008, 08:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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^^ur bear avatar is more funny ...lot pot karta hua bear
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Old 27-10-2008, 08:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 27-10-2008, 09:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh man I spent a whole two and a half minutes looking at that friggin panda... before I realised what I was doing.
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Old 27-10-2008, 09:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 27-10-2008, 10:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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^^ur bear avatar is more funny ...lot pot karta hua bear

LOL

Wo PANDA Hai

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Oh man I spent a whole two and a half minutes looking at that friggin panda... before I realised what I was doing.
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Old 27-10-2008, 11:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Lol @ anorion's post

Its called a Tarepanda, which means "lazy panda"

Get the wiki here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarepanda

Google Images and deviantART has lots of pics for this one
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Old 28-10-2008, 12:27 AM   #10 (permalink)
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^^ Tare Panda ?? yaane ye Tarey_g ka Panda hai ya KungFu Panda
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tarepanda... wow... that was a totally useless
@dheeraj: you seem to know a lot of godawful crazy things
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^^Well you haven't met Grue and Pedo bear
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^^ I have met the Grue. I swim around in uncyclopedia.
Pedo bear, no. I am going to google him
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^^Well you haven't met Grue and Pedo bear

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^^ Tare Panda ?? yaane ye Tarey_g ka Panda hai ya KungFu Panda
My lazy panda !! i want one
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Oh I'm a jack of all trades...

I watch anime, movies and tv serials a lot, I know about these things...

+1 for T159's post

Grue and PedoBear are prolly the best internet mascots ever
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3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.



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eeeeeeeeeew to the pedo bear
reminds me of the sexual harrasment panda in south park
should've guessed looking at the name
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Oh man I spent a whole two and a half minutes looking at that friggin panda... before I realised what I was doing.
Damn!

I was going to say the same!

LOL @ this thread...
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