Wedding Query - SQL

[tarey_g]

Got this in email, found it funny so posting it. :D
enjoy or just ignore if seen it already.



WeddingQuery........ ........ (SQL Style)


HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers=
Null
AND Sisters =Null



SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATEMyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO


Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

[Garbage]

Lol... :)

[Pathik]

Rofl!!

[T159]

i want a trigger