new element in peridioc table :)

[chicha]

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : Wo+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. bOiLs at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious
stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct
contact with each other.

!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
HAEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.

BE CAUTIOUS!!!


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[Gigacore]

cool, and the element name is funky :D this makes me to think of discover a new element :D

and nice joke ;)

[nvidia]

lolz:lol:

4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

:lol:

[Gigacore]

where can i find this new element :D can i buy this ;) lol

[din]

where can i find this new element :D can i buy this ;) lol

You can find it everywhere ;)

People who found are trying to escape and you are trying to find it ? ;)

[nvidia]

@giga: I think its best if you stay away from this element;)

[Gigacore]

@ din, i want to do some experiments ;)

[nvidia]

@giga, dont!!

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct
contact with each other.

:D:D:D

[Zeeshan Quireshi]

Good one . but you're like 5 Years late to hear this one ;)

[din]

@ din, i want to do some experiments ;)

In that case contact GX, hes expert in experiment Errr ... I mean installing Vista at 2.0 AM ;)

[Zeeshan Quireshi]

In that case contact GX, hes expert in experiment Errr ... I mean installing Vista at 2.0 AM ;)
3.0 AM to be precise :D

[Rollercoaster]

cool element. but there seems to be some repulsive forces between me and WO+

[Gigacore]

oh, looks like you guys have tried this element and fed up of it. :p

I will give a try to this element, but I'll have the most control and prove the above as false :D

[chicha]

in my case the element(s) do not know i exist
:D

[Gigacore]

this element sucks :p