Create a RUMOUR for 2008¿. Come in and Enjoy!

[naveen_reloaded]

We all løvé rumours..dont we?

Here is your chance to create your own rumour for this new year 2008..
Be creative..lets see with what yöü come up with?

WARNING..:-D

Dont take anything said in this thread very seriously...some can happen,some will never...thats what they call rumour..Isnt it? :-P


Here is mine..


Airtel ready to launch 3g on jan 1


AT&T BUYS Idea!

Microsoft plans to give vista ultimate for 500 Rs provided yöü should have own xp original!:-D


Bsnl to launch 2 mbps unlimited for mere 250/month..


All major cities to be wifi'd by first half of 2008


Airtel plans to buy vodofone:-D:-D

Nvidia and intel buys AMD...


Digit plans to give 1 bluray + 2 DVD's from jan issue


Ambani's stands for election.. Pitting each other...



This is my creativity level.
What's yours?


Please dont take anything seriously..created just for fun..

Advanced new year wishes;-);-);-)

[azzu]

We all løvé rumours..dont we?

Nvidia and intel buys AMD...

Advanced new year wishes;-);-);-)
this ones cool ;)

[Sunny1211993]

bill gates makes windows open source from jan 2008.

[praka123]

more people embracing Linux!and that is a sure go one :)
dataone H500 users getting 5GB usage limit and from 9PM to 8AM free unlimited usage.
DRM banned all over the world.
US and world itself banning software patents!
wil post more . ::::::::::D

[naveen_reloaded]

Lol nice one..

[xbonez]

bill gates makes windows open source from jan 2008.

now, this is what i call outrageous!! :))

[New]

TATA launches 25k car .

Ganesh to take charge as CEO of MS on April 1.

[azzu]

TATA launches 1Lakh RS car .
this cud be true ;)


Azeem to be as youngest Auto designer Head of Hyundai R&D :D

[praka123]

^Azzu,go go u can :)

[sai_cool]

all dataone connections upgraded to 8mbps, even unlimited!!!
no charges for EDGE and GPRS on vodafone..
indian football team qualifies for WC - LOL!!

[azzu]

thx prakash bro for u nice words :D

[Cool G5]

1)According to a global survey,95% users are using Linux & the rest u know. ;)

2)Reliance & Airtel join hands & introduce 4G in India @ Rs.30/month. :)

[shady_inc]

JK Rowling has secret plans to release 8th book in the series titled "Harry Potter and the Return Of Voldemort".:D

[solomon_paulraj]

cellphones have been made compulsory in colleges/schools, because classroom teaching can be recorded for future references...;-)

[azzu]

^^ KOOL ,,SIR :D
hope every teacher has same view like your's ;)

[solomon_paulraj]

thanks azzu...

[arunks]

next year thinkdigit forum is going to be banned for such rumours :D

[azzu]

^^ lol lol :D
nice one ;)

[arunks]

:cool::p

[gx_saurav]

Legal Sex education boards such as CBSE & ICSE from class 11th.

JEE & CAT exam pattern has been changed including only what matters in real life. Who buys 5 kg potato using the formula (A+B)^2 :D

Apple lowering prices & releasing Mac OS X for general PC

Apple opening up the Mac platform.

Microsoft reducing the price of Windows.

My sister trusting me when I say "the gal i was talking to on phone since 3 hrs is just a friend" :D

[naveen_reloaded]

Funny one^

Try telling her its just the customer care girl...:-D

[~Phenom~]

^^rofl.

[naveen_reloaded]

Adding another...


All private colleges in india are taken control over by gov coz of huge capitation..collection...(i think politicians want those money..:-D:-D)

[MetalheadGautham]

Steve Balmer's daughter marries Steve Jobs' son

X-Box 360 to ship with Linux preinstalled!

Microsoft reveals that Richard Stallman is the key developer for Windows 7, code named GNUHORN:D

[praka123]

Microsoft reveals that Richard Stallman is the key developer for Windows 7, code named GNUHORN
^^^ROFL! :D

[kumarmohit]

MTNL awarded the best customer care service award for broadband in collaboration with BSNL!

[Cool G5]

^ROFL.
MTNL hai toh Bakwaas hai :))

1)Nokia & sony ericsson joining hands to bring NSE - 1000.
Featuring:
7 inch screen
500 GB HDD
2GB Ram
Windows Vista mobile edition
Touchscreen(offcourse)

2)Our close reliable source reports that:
Ram Gopal Verma is upto producing sequel to AAG named AANGARE. ;)

[ray|raven]

Microsoft reveals that Richard Stallman is the key developer for Windows 7, code named GNUHORN:D

Dude,that's the funniest thing i've heard all day,
Rock On ;)

Regards,
ray

[The_Devil_Himself]

^ROFL.
Ram Gopal Verma is upto producing sequel to AAG named AANGARE. ;)
nahiiiii..........

[solomon_paulraj]

Nokia X Series
- record unlimited HD video (500 GB Capacity can be extended upto 5 TB)
- 50 Megapixels camera (the camera which took picture of da vinci... blah blah)
- high speed broadband on the move
- 4G ready phone
- USB 3.0 support
- DTM (Direct to Mobile Techonology)
*** - replaces all your nightmares.

[crystal_pup]

Ekta Kapoor produces a new serial which doesnt start with the letter 'K' :D

[Cool G5]

^****.Bhaaaaaaaaaaagooooooooooooooooooo.....

[xbonez]

Alienware enters Indian markets with a Rs. 10k PC

PS- gr8 thread. if u feel so too, rate the thread...

[nishantv2003]

Intel to give all c2d coustomers there new 45nm Penryn processors for free as a gift!!!
all 8x00 holders will get new 9800gtx for free from nvidia!!!
and finally
India to buy America on 26jan as a gift to Indian's.....

[naveen_reloaded]

Nokia X phone rocks....

Sony ericsson launches 55 megapixel phone cam to compete with nokia...
:-D:-D

Petrol producing nation's rise the petrol rates to 150 Rs per litre..

Gigabyte launches motherboards with A/C fitted...to cool the processor..;-)

[ratedrsuperstar]

very good indeed

Raabo turns out to be the real aXXo

BSNL finds flaw in the TRAI agreement no tax at all.

EP-630 earphones free with Digit next month

The Rock running for president votes to be cast online

Force India fav. to win 08 season

shoutbox at thindigit

Laalu's 11th child is gay

I'm set to marry Scarlett Johansson(Demi-Ashton Pt.2)

[praka123]

In 2008,
1.All middle-east,few African countries,Pakistan,Bangladesh etc leaving their primitive law of code.no beatings,no eye-for-eye,no tooth-for-tooth :) these countries going tolerant.
2.India government making it mandatory for all companies to use Linux in 80% of their computers.also Students are taught UNIX basics and Linux from the beginning also about Free Open Source Software.
3.West Bengal's Industrial developments grow outside of Calcutta and the benefits and employment opportunities reached to people in remote undeveloped villages where communists rule.also closing the border STRICTLY to prevent Bangladeshi immigrants who want to benefit from India and also follows their teaching with sync with p0rkistan plotting bomb blasts and making religious fundemantalists in India. :x
4.Narendra Modi,Praveen Thogadia expelled out of this country for their wild animosity towards Muslims in that way also to Christians who are generally tolerant except those Pentecostal churches(protestents).Modi said that the new "2" Rupee coin contains a cross replacing Parliament due to Sonia Gandhi(catholic!) insisted to do so!what an imagination :rolleyes: <==modi is a devil only a Islamofascist can think like that.expell or hang them in coming January for the killing of innocent Muslims(although I know Islamists who did the Godhra train blast) :x .terrible people.
5.all madrassas are forcefully converted to English Schools teaching tolerance and co-existing.
6.UNIFORM CIVIL CODE
7.make all parts of India accessible to every indians as provided in the law.Biharis are predated in Assam and Vice versa.and also capture PoK and make Jammu-Kasmir as shown in India Map.suppress the violent Islamic terrorists who killed Hindu families esp Pundits and forced them to go to other places for life.Make the Indian army strong by removing jawans who are not ready to compete against Islamic terrorists.I want to see India as in Map.not the half headed J&K :x
8.Stop Political regionalism by parliament members from TamilNadu(S.velu railway assistant minister) and Laalu Parsad Yaadav.once these people are in power they flows the national resources to their own state apart from corruption.
9.Remove Slums in Bombay and Madras.anyone who comes from outside feels :eek: seeing it.also remember the poor living conditions of this people,build home and place this people there.
10.STOP IMPOSING HINDI AS THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE,INSTEAD MAKE PEOPLE LEARN ENGLISH!WE,SOUTH INDIANS DONT CARE FOR HINDI,DONT FORCE ON US.MAKE ENGLISH THE ONLY OFFICIAL LANGUAGE.ALSO USE ENGLISH IN PARLIAMENT ====>MUST

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these are my ideas more than about these all happening on 2008 ;)

[nishantv2003]

Every rumers posted here will be made reality by Digit!!!
They Promise:)

[naveen_reloaded]

very good indeed

Raabo turns out to be the real aXXo

BSNL finds flaw in the TRAI agreement no tax at all.

EP-630 earphones free with Digit next month

The Rock running for president votes to be cast online

Force India fav. to win 08 season

shoutbox at thindigit

Laalu's 11th child is gay

I'm set to marry Scarlett Johansson(Demi-Ashton Pt.2)


AWESOME

Raaboo=aXXo rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl:-D what a imagination..too cool.
Rock running for president ,lol superb..:-D:-D

[enticer86]

1. Every THINKDIGIT member to be given 1,00,000 Rs.
2. Every such member to be given a latest hardware/ software for FREE just to try. N this is to b done retrospectively- we wil all get lappys n iPhones too :P
3. Share market to cross 30k
4. 1Re = 1 US$ [this can b true on 10 Dec 2011 though]
5. Indian subcontinent to be called "India"!!!!

[azzu]

this thread running Crazy let it Be :D

[MetalheadGautham]

raaboo is aXXo... the best one I have ever seen...

here is another one:

jasubhai releases munnabhai linux for india

roger federer marries sania mirza:D


the best one: iMav hates windows :lol:

[naveen_reloaded]

Still i am laughing ...aXXo =raaboo...

[fun2sh]

hey wat do u mean by aXXo ?? :confused::confused::confused::confused:

1. india to be the first one to not only send men to mars but also to stablish AN INTERGALACTIC SPACE HOTEL WITH ALL THE COMFORTS IN JUST 100K rs... :razz:
2. indian scientist finds a method to TELEPORT A LIVE PERSON ANYWHERE ON THIS EARTH!!
3. INDIA BECOMES THE SUPERPOWER OF THE WORLD 99^99 TIMES THE CURRENT POWER OF US.
4. stupid politicains kicked outta india AND ITS MANDATORY TO PASS CLASS 12 FOR BECOMIN A POLITICIAN WHICH ALSO INVOLVES THOUGH EXAMS!!
5. THE WORD "RELIGION" N "GOD" IS LOST N FORGOTTEN N ALL MEN N WOMEN LIVES UNDER THE TREE OF HUMANITY!!
6. 10GB/sec speed n unlimited download being given by BSNL for 250 rs/month.

[The_Devil_Himself]

hey wat do u mean by aXXo ?? :confused::confused::confused::confused:


hey guys he's got to be the n00b of the week.what say?

[nvidia]

Crysis 2 ready for release. This time an FX5200 will be able to play the game under ULTRA HIGH settings @ 999FPS. :)):D:D:D:D

[Gigacore]

rofl... what a thread http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/21.gif

[nishantv2003]

hey guys he's got to be the n00b of the week.what say?

Hehee...
Nice.

[multi]

1)Govt gives free 100 Mbps unlimited connection without data caps for home users .

2) iPhone launch offer 10 Rs/piece , 1 month latter apple decrease it to 5Rs./piece .


:rolleyes:

[naveen_reloaded]

^ rofl rofl

Ya i agree with the noob of the week...
But dont in beyond and explaini who aXXo is and why..this thread will get closed.


Another

Digit finally puts ads in this forum...:-D
After a month only 2 persons post here,others gone..yöü know who the two are..!:-P:-P:-P

[enticer86]

ahhhh... how can i forget this one...

[b]Digit launches MULTI CHANNEL SUPPORT [;-)]

[naveen_reloaded]

Multi channel?:-S

[amol48]

1. Digit Supports PIRACY :-)

2. India is the only Corruption free country in th world.

3. Spice Mobile buys Vodafone, AT&T and Cingular.

4. Sugar Rs.50/kg and Mobiles Rs.20/kg (Reliance of course)

5. Kingfisher Airlines offers free unlimited air travel pass for Rs.5000/-

[naveen_reloaded]

3rd one is very funny...:-D

[Third Eye]

1) MTNL offers 2Mbps unlimited plan for just Rs 500
2) Digit reduces the price of magazine to Rs50. :D
3) Gaurav_Indian becomes new moderator of Digit Forum. :lol:
4) Praka123 buys Windows Vista. :D

[Cool G5]

1) MTNL offers 2Mbps unlimited plan for just Rs 500
2) Digit reduces the prize of magazine to Rs50. :D
3) Gaurav_Indian becomes new moderator of Digit Forum. :lol:
4) Praka123 buys Windows Vista. :D

1)Good.
2)Very Good.
3):))
4)OMG :eek:

My rumours:
1)Digit giving 5 DL-DVD every month for the price of Rs.100/-
2)Original Software cost no more than Rs.100 in India.
3)Digit introduces Agent001 & guess what he is Sachin Tendulkar.Aila!!

[Gigacore]

2008 is the year of Free 1 GBps Broadband

[xbonez]

^^
turns out agent001 is gaurav_indian :D

[The_Devil_Himself]

^^turns out you're aXXo and gaurav_indian is an underground fbi agent sent to get you.

[Gigacore]

Digit Mag is 50 Rs...

Per post in forum = 100 Rs http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/24.gif

[yesh1683]

My rumors

Sachin gets out in nervous 90s for the 50th time

CRYSIS 2 Released & requires atleast quad SLI GPU and Core 2 Deca procy [10 cores] to run

Samsung launches 32inch LCD TV for 10k

Burnout Game finally released to PC [i desperately need this to b true:D]

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

ma rumor:

1) Digit to offer free lifetime subscription to its forum members.
2) Nokia N81 n N95 turned down to 25000 paise.
3) Laptops and Desktops are History, its time for WINDOWtops. :))
4) Linux O.S., the only paid software in Market.

[xbonez]

^^turns out you're aXXo and gaurav_indian is an underground fbi agent sent to get you.

i like the first part.....as for second part, not possible coz gaurav khud aXXo ke saare movies download karta hai :D

[krazzy]

1. Aryayush starts hating Apple and uses Microsoft products. He also likes Gigacore's jokes. (Yeah i know this is too ridiculous, even for this thread.)

2. Gigacore becomes Apple CEO (something more believable).

[naveen_reloaded]

Per post 100 Rs ya i like it.

@devil him self

Superb...
ROFL...
For sometime i am really enjoying each and every post here...and also Rofl.:-D:-D:-DB-)

[yesh1683]

One more

Sonyericcon lauches new mobile with 100 megapixels camera with 50x optcal zoom and HD video recording

[naveen_reloaded]

Was that typo sonyericcon made purposely?funny one...

[casual_gamer]

digit acquires chip magazine for 50 crores.

Anil kumble comes out of retirement and captains indian one day team.

[yesh1683]

Was that typo sonyericcon made purposely?funny one...

Ohh i thaught i typed Sony Ericsson
anyway it looks funny:D

[hsnayvid]

India will officially be called "Bharat"

Digit to ship h/w components along with magazines instead of DVD's....

[harryneopotter]

M$ ====>Biggest Open Source Software Manufacturer .........

AMD-NVIDIA join hands to bring the NEW GEN GRFX CARD "HD1008" capable of playing all games @ ultra high settings- MAX resolution with 100+ FPS only for 200$

abhi itna hi ....... very tired today ........

[tgpraveen]

google launches gphone for free and first launches only in india!

and all thinkdigit member get it on the first day itself disect it and they cant stop drooling over it

[naveen_reloaded]

Ambani's fight against each other on who will buy india first......:-o

Airtel hacks all other networks and makes it useless...:-D


Dont take it seriously:)..just for fun..

[The_Devil_Himself]

ok here's my list(im close to reality so....)

1.Vajpayee weds Monika lewinski and make a dozen kids.
2.MTNL finally upgrades my speeds to 2mbps up\down
3.all games released free of costs sponsored by ads
4.gaurav_indian takes over thinkdigit and renames it to don'tthinkatall.com
5.all broadband users are given 1tb harddisks to leech as much purated material off net as much possible by Indian government.

[blackpearl]

I become God.

[naveen_reloaded]

@devil himself

Cool ones.especially the last one...lets start leeching hard from 08

@black pearl.

Cool...
Never thought that..

[Charan]

hey guys he's got to be the n00b of the week.what say? He is on GPRS :D

I am locking this thread. And banning all digit members :twisted:

[The_Devil_Himself]

chKMA

rofl...

[gagandeep]

Everything becomes free in India and the WORLD........
From a Toffee to a Lamborghini.........from a CD to an Internet Server

;)

[~Phenom~]

Dell XPS M1530 to be given under OLPC project in India.

[nishantv2003]

Windows is going to change its name to Doors!!!!!!!
and Bill Gates to Billoo....

[Hitboxx]

1. Earth is hit by something from outer space, we all die, bye bye Earth, bye bye all
2. World War 3 starts with US attacking Iran and lasts for the next 7 years
3. Hunger and famine rule the Earth, disease and death everywhere.
4. And during all these things, the petty Indians that we are, still keep fighting for our various shitty religions and beliefs instead of thinking of Humanity as a whole.

[Gigacore]

1. Aryayush starts hating Apple and uses Microsoft products. He also likes Gigacore's jokes. (Yeah i know this is too ridiculous, even for this thread.)

2. Gigacore becomes Apple CEO (something more believable).

http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/19.gif

[BBThumbHealer]

Free Broadband @ 100 GBps :D

[Charan]

S Balmer Re-Releases Windows ME :shock:

[nishantv2003]

Choto Cheeta to start his own computer company "CHOTO INTERPRISES", AND
assembles pc in very good config and sells them in lower prices then IBM and HP etc,
and in 2Q of 2008 He becomes Worlds most richest person, beeting every pc company!!!

dont belive me,
Check this out : http://www.thinkdigit.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71700
Can u belive the config and prices!!!!

and till sep 08 his guide:- Basic Guide Purchase a New System becomes the best seller book, with he having 100% royalty,
making again him 10times more rich then before...

and after reading this post he sends me 10% of his royalty to me:)

(choto dont mind, we all love u)

[praka123]

it seems my rumors will never become true :( Just read in Sudan,A teacher is jailed for so called "blasphemy" :(
so my post no.37 will never come true i suppose!
http://www.thinkdigit.com/forum/showpost.php?p=675406&postcount=37

[naveen_reloaded]

I support your wish...prak...
Especially the Çhèññäì cleaning of slums;-)

:-D

[gagandeep]

"Pentium 5 will be launched in 2008," I am not saying this, my friends of the 9th grade say this. (a very famous rumour in my school)....lolz ;)

Microsoft and Apple join hands to make a new OS.
BSNL's Customer Care improves dramatically.
India defeats Brazil in football.

[amol48]

[QUOTE=gagandeep].
BSNL's Customer Care improves dramatically.

All the rumors might come true but this one can't really :-P

[Charan]

not a rumor but I have a question.

What will happen if......

Prakash, Gx, iMav, Arya, goobi, Vishal, Choto are locked in a house for 30 days ( like big brother :p ) and there is a one Alienware Machine and one iMac. There is one knife available in the kitchen.

No OS installed in the systems .. all OS discs ( lin, vista, leopard and DOS 6.22 ) are hidden inside the house. and its their job to find it :D

What will happen ? :confused: :confused:

PS: Absolutely no offence to any one.. this is just a rumour :D

[gagandeep]

BSNL's Customer Care improves dramatically.

All the rumors might come true but this one can't really :-P
yaar, jo bhi ho 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 001% toh mujhe umeed hai ki BSNL k log NEEND se jaagenge aur ek World Class seva uplabdh karayenge......

One day will definitely come when all BSNL employers will wake from their sleep and will work toghether for a World Class service and I'll be waiting for that day :cool: ;)

[praka123]

@Charan: 3 din ke baad woh 4 log Ubuntu use karega. :))

[Gigacore]

Praka starts hating linux coz of over dose

[naveen_reloaded]

^^^ funny... and eventually u start loving it ...
old saying ... all "loves" start with fight... :-D

[Charan]

^^^ funny... and eventually u start loving it ...
old saying ... all "loves" start with fight... :-D
Really http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/4.gif !! then I have to fight with a nice chick http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/10.gif

[Third Eye]

Praka123 becomes MVP. :))

[praka123]

*Laalo Parsad becoming Prime minister of India 8) bhaaaaago!!!
fanatic Karunanidhi killing keralites by not allowing new dam to be built in Mullaperiyar.results in 100 yrs old Mullaperiyar dam already weak and got fissures around it collapse/bursting out which results in destroying Idukki Dam India's 2nd biggest arch dam :x and flooding river periyar,Muvattupuzhayar etc which wipes off 5 districts of Kerala(idukki,Ernakulam(cochin),Kottayam,thrissur, Alappuzha)!regionalism at its best!kerala gov said the new dam when built will give water to madurai as old dam does.but the fanatic tamil politicians makes even central government to bow down thus making poor kerala vulnerable.I feel sorry for Congress gov in centre who promotes regionalism for eg:funds to Tamilnaad,Bihar etc.

[naveen_reloaded]

:shock:

[fun2sh]

ok googled abt aXXo n got it....

[The_Devil_Himself]

^^grr...I am not google! (though I wish I was).

[Gigacore]

Gmail Goes out of Beta:

To send:

Text mail: 5 Rs
Text with Pic: 10 Rs

To Recieve:

Text: Free
Pic: 20 Rs

http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/19.gif

[The_Devil_Himself]

how about making those costs negative(i.e. we get paid for using gmail).

[xbonez]

s18000rpm is michael schumacher in disguise....

[praka123]

^that M$N have to do! :D

[Sunny1211993]

1.crysis released on nintendo gameboy and PS1 for Rs.300.
AND BECOMES A HIT!!

[fun2sh]

aliens invade earth n me drives them back :mrgreen:

[Sunny1211993]

^^
like that fevicol advertisement.

[fun2sh]

^^
like that fevicol advertisement.
sorry but wat fevicol ad??? i havnt EVEN SEEN A TV SINCE LAST 5MONTHS :sad:http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/2.gifhttp://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/actions1.gif

[Sunny1211993]

sorry but wat fevicol ad??? i havnt EVEN SEEN A TV SINCE LAST 5MONTHS :sad:http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/2.gifhttp://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/actions1.gif
its more than 1 year old ad.
aliens come to a village all people start flying.
a man squezes fevicol in a well
people come to earth again an villagers make those aliens slave.
no tv for 5 months!!mars pe gaya tha kya??

[nishantv2003]

Microsoft turns out to be owned by Apple!!!
All This Time:)

[naveen_reloaded]

and apple turns out to be developed by linux community :-D

[MetalheadGautham]

microsoft invents toilet PC that can get charged for 100 hours each time a bomb falls from your bottom on a special pad over it.

[praka123]

farting women are gonna be jailed in India ;)

ps:i have very bad experiances in shopping malls with ladies eating everything and building up methane! :D (no offense to the 3 girls i found here in the forum ;) )

[The_Devil_Himself]

^^heh.thats actually sulphides which smell bad and not methane.

corruption stops in India,no more paper leaks(this sux),no more babugiri.
No lines anywhere(voter id cards and licence et al)


on a lighter node:
ashwarya giving birth to quadruplets

Manmohan singh becomes the prime minister of India and stops being a pawn.

Cricket is wiped off from world

India wins a gold medal in Olympics.

[praka123]

Cricket is wiped off from world
^will be the happiest man in the world! :lol:

[nishantv2003]

Manmohan singh turns out to be the real aXXo,
hearing this,
Raabo filed a case against manmohan, saying that im the real aXXo!!!
and
in end it was found out that the real aXXo is a Computer who automaticly rips new dvd's and uplodes them!!!!!!!

[naveen_reloaded]

Superb..^

[gaurav_indian]

good one nishant

[ArZuNeOs]

lol funny one about aXXo nishant

Rumour 4 2008

Microsoft & Intel Join hands to Give away Free Pcs to all students in India Loaded With Vista Premium & Office 2007

Lol....Keep ur fingers Crossed

[Cool G5]

^They will give p rated copies for free.http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/24.gif

[solomon_paulraj]

:cool: 1GB free webspace for all digit forum members to be allotted on 1-Jan-2008.. (information leaked from HQ);)

[s18000rpm]

8800GT to be priced at Rs.7000/- :D

Core2Quad @ Rs.5000/- :))

Intel's x38 chipset based m/b to cost just Rs.3000/- :p

Corsair 2GB DDR3 RAM to cost not more than Rs.2000/- :))

GTA IV for PC to be released in March 2008 :p:p:p

EA to launch official WRC game for only PC in mid 2008. :))

[The_Devil_Himself]

^^I short you get your system in 17k.

[naveen_reloaded]

Ask the devil...

Anyway devil him self is being officially requested by Dell to become a staff...and it appears in paper..
But devil reject's it stays here itself...

And the biggest rumour for next year is raaboo turns out to be a bot,made to reply and react like humans..thats what i call AI...

[fun2sh]

-->digit forunm turn into warez forum full of pirated stuffs!!!:mrgreen:

MODS plz dont ban mehttp://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/60.gif

-->MICROSOFT n APPLE joins hand to fight against linux...

-->at last BOLLYWOOD wins an oscar

-->me stops reortin threads http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/9.gifhttp://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/9.gifhttp://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/13.gif

-->digit forunm turn into warez forum full of pirated stuffs!!!:mrgreen:

MODS plz dont ban mehttp://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/60.gif

-->MICROSOFT n APPLE joins hand to fight against linux...

-->at last BOLLYWOOD wins an oscar

-->me stops reportin threads http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/9.gifhttp://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/9.gifhttp://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/13.gif

[The_Devil_Himself]

^^reported to admins.....

[azzu]

^^ haha http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/21.gif

[Gigacore]

@ fun2sh.. ready for ban ?

[crystal_pup]

on a lighter node:
ashwarya giving birth to quadruplets



DNA Tests revealed that it's Salman's babies!!!! :D

[praka123]

@gigacore:ur smilies are good,but isnt there anyway that when mouse hovers over emoticons,it explains the meaning as in digit forum.for eg: :twisted: <==try!

[azzu]

ya nice IDea PRAKASH http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/30.gif

[fun2sh]

^^reported to admins.....
tu meri jagah le le n yeah thanks for reportin.. acha hoga mods mujhe 1 month ke liye ban kar de... coz my exams r from 27 dec n i waste too much time only on this forum (use airtel nop just for digit)..:mrgreen:

[naveen_reloaded]

Aish rumour is superb...

[Ron]

^lol^^^

[Gigacore]

@gigacore:ur smilies are good,but isnt there anyway that when mouse hovers over emoticons,it explains the meaning as in digit forum.for eg: :twisted: <==try!

funny

[srikanthgss]

Digit to sell the magazine without ads !:D

[enticer86]

^^ gud haan.. but it mite get true too

[expertno.1]

rumor......

fun2sh............gets banned on 1st Jan

rumour
i stopped writing ...thanks...regards.....expertno.1..........lol



Thanks
Regards.....
Expertno.1

[shantanu]

i am marrying hilary duff on 28th sept. :p

[Harvik780]

^^I just clicked on the post looking at your user name and thought it was true.
http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/13.gif

[shantanu]

nothing is impossible.. even the word says I M Possible :D .

[fun2sh]

shantanu becomes the biggest MOD TO KICK THE LARGEST NO. OF USERS FROM THIS FORUM :razz:

[abhi_10_20]

^^^lol...:D:D

[Tech_Wiz]

Digit is going to be a Linux Only Magazine.

[fun2sh]

i am marrying hilary duff on 28th sept. :p
yeah but finally wen u wed her in indian style aur jab tum suhag raat ke din uska gunghat uthate ho to pata chalta hai ki wo hillary duff nahi BEYONCE hai!!!

[cpyder]

TV News channels (with spl mention to Aaj Tak) have been banned from telecasting news item like "Khooni Taalab", Bhakton ke haath se prasaad khane wala bandar, kitten suckling on a b!tch etc.

Know what.. NASA's probe had revealed certain irregularities on the other side of the moon in 2006. The probe had detected temperature related inconsistencies. NASA's spokesperson was quoted at BBC, "we have discovered the stuff." Although hestitantly, he did admit that it was a moon station which belongs to India!!!

Read full story here:-

http://anditworkedforme.com/newksaldifwnene;qwe,fsdfdffkdfenndalemoon234839743 h2ff89232india.htm (http://anditworkedforme.com/india.htm)

-see we are way ahead.

[shantanu]

yeah but finally wen u wed her in indian style aur jab tum suhag raat ke din uska gunghat uthate ho to pata chalta hai ki wo hillary duff nahi BEYONCE hai!!!

no man ! abhi itne bure din nahi aaye mere.. Well Hil is sweet.. ! :D lol ! :p

and to kick out yeah.. please stand in que for your turn.. who's first : FUN2SH :p (:ROFL:)

[Cool G5]

Digit magazine courier services improve & all subscribers get their issue one day before the offical release. ;)

[fun2sh]

no man ! abhi itne bure din nahi aaye mere.. Well Hil is sweet.. ! :D lol ! :p

and to kick out yeah.. please stand in que for your turn.. who's first : FUN2SH :p (:ROFL:)
yeah i too was goin to write that it wil start from me!!:mrgreen:

[INS-ANI]

My rumours:
Finally,Ex-PM, Atal bihari bajpayee braves. Decides to marry.

lalu yaadav takes over as Civial aviation minister, 25 Indian flights derailed.

rabri devi fed up, says" hum laloo yadav ko daevorse de rahein hai, yae lijiye-talak-talak-talak"
( sry for the sentiments)

CPM decides to leave india, to try luck in pakistani parlimantry election. Mussy afraid, asks india to reconsider-for any price

DRDO to tests ACAMS( anti corrupt ass missile system), MP's MLA's and ministers missing.

USA declares itself the"axis of evil"

bas... ab aur nahi likha jaata

Fron page news, January 1, 2008
NEW DIESEASE UNVIELED!
The public opinion is that the deadly creature is generally found in rohini and said to have the deadliest fart!
It is understood that the westerghats were formed by the heavy pressure created by the creature's fart! some of active volcanoes as far as antartica are still said to have the farting trace.
And the tokyo university research paper has blamed the creaturefor the unfortunate shockwaves they are still praying will stop!
It is understood that the deadly shockwave developed near sumatra december,2004 were as a reasult of some undercover grumbling taking place in rohini! This resulted in creation of a deadly sea-wave called KDsunami, which reasulted in death of few people.However the sea water was found to contain a poisonous gas called KDgen, which killed over 2 million people and affected over 30 millions with permanent genetical disorders!
Scientists in NASA claimed to develop antidote which can neutralise KDgen. Unfortunately mr John edward, senior chemicologist in NASA laboratory himself was infected with the gas after inhaling a few nanograms of KDgen! Since then he is reported to have created over 2 kiloton of fart. Experts claims that US gov is hiding the proper fart data and they estimate the fart to be of range of 200 kilo-tonnes!

However NASA has reported to be launching an emergency discovery flight to send Mr. edward to Moon!

In view of loss of the senior chemicologist of NASA, US senate has vowed to use the KDgen gas as weapon of mass destruction. However indian government has denied any more sample to USA.

The scientist in CERN, Geneva claimed that this is the deadliest diesease ever seen by mankind. THeir study reported various harmful bacterias and viruses like HIV, malaria, etc have disappeared after they were affected by KDgen.
CERN chief germologist" kay kay hulolu said they have tied up with ESA, and he seemed confident that once the ESA's space ship reaches to pluto, it will bring back the fartestugon , which they claim is the only antidote present in universe.

meanwhile USA democrats,frustated after india denied KDgen sample, have vowed to attack rohini and have accused india of deadly chemical weapon research. They have claimed that after the accusation, indian gov has moved the underground research centre to somewhere in the pune city.

United nation security council issued a statement condenming the act of indian gov and have shown sympathy to citizen of delhi and have issued a sympathy statement in advance to citizen of pune.

Meanwhile CIA has reported that indian gov. may move the KDgen lab to indo pak border and will release the lid when the wind blows towards pakistan.
amazingly,pakistan president gen musrf said" we the people of pakistan are not ready to tackle the KDGen gas, hence give up our claim on kasmhmir and request indian gov to reconsider its decision."
The dawn reported Musrf has planned to shed his military post in case indian sardar asks them to.


our correspondent john andrew is reported to have been missiing after he went pune to investigate the matter!

[The_Devil_Himself]

bhai book hi likh dete,hum purchase karke aaram se padh lete free time mein.

[INS-ANI]

Sry bhai.... maine to keval cut-copy-paste kiya!
nevermind...jb bhi time mile padh lena

[RaghuKL]

India finally gets 600 gold ,700 silver and 800 bronze medals in the Olympics and Govt. starts donating Land to winners and finds itself short of it occupies all neighbouring countries.

Microsoft xp sp3 adds readyboost. RAM prices falls.....

Petrol rates are reduced by 50%.
Politicians pay huge amounts of bribes to public.
1Rupee= $10000.
Tatas buyout General motors finally release Rs.1 lakh car.
India BANS every form cricket.
Muralitharan takes 1000 wickets but is asked to return them
Harry potter scar begins to itch again.
Harry IS gay....:evil:
Hermione is Les$##%$ ....:evil: :evil:
JK Rowling too:evil: :evil: :evil: :shock:

[Third Eye]

Max Payne 3 to be released in mid 2008. :D
nVidia is ready to sell 8800GTX @ just Rs 10k. :D

[naveen_reloaded]

Good @ rahul

[Gigacore]

This thread will be made sticky on 1st http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/10.gif

[gagandeep]

^ Lol

[Cool G5]

According to our close source,digit introducing bluray disc every month from jan08 & subscribers get a free bluray writer. :))

[Gigacore]

^ stop dreaming http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/105.gif

[naveen_reloaded]

Giga #157 post..was that a rumour or a request..any way lol.:)


Bluray ya sure only if 1\3 of it will be filled with ads...

[Cerebral Assasin]

Arre bhai log, 1st jan ko virus laden attack karega sabhi forums pe.

[max_demon]

Compelsary Admission in good collage . and Compelsary employment

Work from home users will get free brodband from govt.

Java and Data Structurs in Schools , from IX

Sex education for all teenagers

aXXo turns out to be a Girl

A new algorithm developed for compressing HD media as H.720++ , which Requirs 6 Core processor to Encode and Dual core to Decode With almost Same Quality as BD , and axxo to Rip , BDRip in H.720++ .

Which has a Size of 5 MB as full movie with Subtitles , All Audio , Multi angle View , 3D Video Support , i mean when we Tilt the monitor , it seems that it is real .

max_demon married with axxo , which turns out to be a computer

Gx_Sarav finally Becoms Saint

Mr. Raboo becoms Apple's CEO and Hacks /my girlfriend's Mind (Remember Computer)

Super fast technology deveped so that youtube Streams H.720++ at 20kbps NonHD video

introduction of xxxHTML used for porn sites , for virtual pleasure (u know what i mean )

Introduction for winHTML for MS sites , iHTML for Apple

Firefox 4 to render ANY Site in 2 Sec , Even in 256kbps (7 Sec in AIrTeL xGPRS )

Sony Ericsson Developes Mobile Engenniring in which humans are Teleported to the person they wish to talk with

Sonyericsson Buys Motorola and Nokia and Develops a new k Series phone
with the combination of MotoRAZR2 V9+ N95 8GB + k850i + iPhone + PSP
(Apple Also Joins after Nokia ) for Free

Microsoft CEO turns out to be real axxo , Which marries With Stevejob's Daughtor .

Digit to give Free Computer provided the reader pays extra Rs. 50

Free 20Gbps Brodband

Free iPhone to me

Free Xbox to me

Free Keyboard to me

Free Girlfriend to me


Free N99SonyEricsson To me

[naveen_reloaded]

Max demon..
Was that rumour or your wish list?

:-DRofl rofl rofl rofl:-D

[rakeshishere]

My rumors

Sachin gets out in nervous 90s for the 50th time
Change it to 90th time :p ..Even that would be a record from sachin :D
CRYSIS 2 Released & requires atleast quad SLI GPU and Core 2 Deca procy [10 cores] to run
hate crysis :mad:
Burnout Game finally released to PC [i desperately need this to b true:D]
Even i wish it was true ;-)

My rumours:

1.Unlimited 100Mbit Broadband by any ISP for 250Rs :rolleyes:
2.Mallika sherwat stops making HOT scenes :p
3.Ability to talk to any one for free using cellphones (there were rumours during the time of Gphone[again which was a rumour])
4.Vishal Gupta leading the design,UI of next OS from M$-Windows 7 :)

[naveen_reloaded]

^i dont like the second one :-(

:-D:-P

[gowtham]

cbse board is going to distribute iphones to every class 10 child to train them in keeping "touch"

hows this one??

hey i am new to this forum, so can anyone pls tell me whats this aXXo thing?

[Gigacore]

naveen its a rumor http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/21.gif

[naveen_reloaded]

@gowtham
Google aXXo..

DUDe cant discuss here..

Digit forum bought by giga and merges it with his forum...
And makes me admin.. Hi hi hi ;-)

[Cerebral Assasin]

Microsoft and Linux will together make an operating system. It will be called MICROSUX :D

[azzu]

If the name is "MICROSUX" then its gonna be 70% lin and 30% MICRO :))
and MICROTUX for vice Versa :D

[naveen_reloaded]

Cool^