What if Re. 1 = $45

[casanova]

Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years .

What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... .....

Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India ..
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Bengaluru
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]


SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Banjara Hills there....

s/w engg 2 : Oh Banjara Hills. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Bengaluru ..

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California ... You'll love the weather yaar.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]



SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York , US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned to settle in Bengaluru itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...



SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...

All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ....man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

source: a forward

[bikdel]

Did this all be yorslef??

great one :D

but lets stop dreaming and get back to work ;D

[amol48]

^^ Yea let's not dream so high that it may not sound dream even in dreams :-P

[enticer86]

we'l get an iPod then @ 5 bucks or so...

[Ricky]

Well, its always fun to read it. Though have seen this before but nice edition here :)

[eggman]

Wow!!! Nice dreams.........I hope someday it'll be true.

[~Phenom~]

^^yeah, I wish I could this happening in my lifetime.

[Tech_Wiz]

I would buy every new piece of hardware and Games the very instance they are out haha.

Consider a Rocking $600 nVidia card = Rs. 15-20 :D

gah! Wake up it Rs. 34,000 now :idea:

[ArZuNeOs]

yeah It will definitely happen one day.....
Its already started

Check out on google Reverse Brain Drain .....
Its about indian geniuses coming back to India

[axxo]

why go for tata sky...get a 2007 Ferrari F430 Spider for Rs.4000
http://www.rsportscars.com/foto/09/f430spider05.jpg

[eggman]

yeah It will definitely happen one day.....
Its already started

Check out on google Reverse Brain Drain .....
Its about indian geniuses coming back to India
Ummm..... Reverse brain drain should be something like........Geniuses from other countries coming to India. Indian Geniuses coming back to India is like getting our own resources back.

[nvidia]

lolz..
Im sure itll happen one day and our country will be a superpower.

[bikdel]

long way from it but never the less slow and steady will get to the end eventually ;)

actually guys you wont get to buy things that cheap even if it happens.. why?

because then things MRP will be in IC and things will be made here.. India will be the IT king and produce all things ... consider a gfx card Idivia costing 600 Rs.. now the other people will buy it for that expensive; 600*45.. hehe :D

regards
bikalp

[Gigacore]

I will buy MIcrosoft :D

[nvidia]

^^lolz

[Gigacore]

^^ and nVidia too ;)

[expertno.1]

Ummm..... Reverse brain drain should be something like........Geniuses from other countries coming to India. Indian Geniuses coming back to India is like getting our own resources back.

Brain Drain means migrating from country 1 to country 2 for blahblahblah.....(u know for what)

so if it happens from country 2 to country 1 only then it will be called reverse.... :)


otherwise ....it will be called brain drain simply coz if other people of other country 3 come to country 1.

got it !!




Thanks
Regards.....
Expertno.1

[blueshift]

Very good post casanova. I really liked it and i am hopeful of that really happening in future.

[naveen_reloaded]

Oh good one.not in our lifetime...
May be this will happen.
1 $=1000 RS

Be ready for this...

[Gigacore]

^ i wont buy iphone then

[T159]

lolz

[nagarjun_424]

Lol! I wanna c this happen! That will be awesome!

[eggman]

Brain Drain means migrating from country 1 to country 2 for blahblahblah.....(u know for what)

so if it happens from country 2 to country 1 only then it will be called reverse.... :)


otherwise ....it will be called brain drain simply coz if other people of other country 3 come to country 1.

got it !!




Thanks
Regards.....
Expertno.1
oops.............my bad.............you're right!!!!!!

[rajasekharan]

nothing much will happen
if 1rs =45$
we will get paid accordingly , thats all .

[shashank4u]

all the Indian webmasters will come to road if that happens some day..

[appu]

long way from it but never the less slow and steady will get to the end eventually ;)

actually guys you wont get to buy things that cheap even if it happens.. why?

because then things MRP will be in IC and things will be made here.. India will be the IT king and produce all things ... consider a gfx card Idivia costing 600 Rs.. now the other people will buy it for that expensive; 600*45.. hehe :D

regards
bikalp

yup it may be long from now but who knows a day like this might come....
casanova nice one....:wink:

[casanova]

Wow, nice responses. (Indie Versions) :D

@bikdel, not my creation, it was received as a mail forward.

[ravi_9793]

all the Indian webmasters will come to road if that happens some day..
but I will be happy..because I buy in dollar and sell in INR :p

[gsoul2soul]

Ha ha ha ha..... oh my LMAO = POO coming out (nearly)

The one about "Pulsar bike" was the sweetest... lol :p

[Maximum]

yeah It will definitely happen one day.....
Its already started

Check out on google Reverse Brain Drain .....
Its about indian geniuses coming back to India

Not going to happen for another 100year :p

[blackpearl]

Great read!!

[azzu]

fully Enjoyed :D

[Gigacore]

^ :rolleyes:

[wizrulz]

Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years .


What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... .....

Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India ..
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Bengaluru
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

source: a forward

how will a pulsar cost 60K after 50 years :D......

[The Conqueror]

@that time, price in dollars would be increased as well as INR value will be high. So its impossible to purchase Microsoft & nvidia, Gigacore ;

stop dreaming....if u ppl want nvidia 8800gtx for 3k THEN just wait for 2 yrs and geforce 9 series high end gpu will be released then u can get 8800 :)

[ray|raven]

Lolz,this has been floatin around in corporate forums for quite sometime.
Anyways,nice post.
But give credit from where u got it.

Regards,
ray

[vaibhavtek]

realy nice 1.
first I messed up with the title but after reading i enjoyed.
digit me ye sab dhi hoona chahiye...