infra_red_dude
03-10-2007, 11:51 PM
Plz read the whole thread, its worth reading. Even tho its funny I guess much of it is the real reason why India won the Twenty20 Cup!!
In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni: "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."
Dhoni: "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."
Shastri: "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"
Dhoni: "All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"
Shocked Shastri: "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"..
Dhoni: "Yeah.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."
Shastri: "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."
Dhoni: "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."
Shastri: "Is it? ?.... how did the doctor help to prepare for the final...he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am confused"
Dhoni: "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"
Shastri: "To whom would you want to dedicate this World Cup?"
Dhoni: "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."
Shastri: "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so muchrespect to the seniors....and you ...."
Dhoni interrupts.... : "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."
Shastri: "The match was a thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "
Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he
has sent the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that
there is a malayali in every corner of the world (To all Keralites: no offense intended. Plz take it on a lighter note) .... This single mistake cost the game and won the cup..."
Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup!
In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni: "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."
Dhoni: "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."
Shastri: "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"
Dhoni: "All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"
Shocked Shastri: "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"..
Dhoni: "Yeah.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."
Shastri: "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."
Dhoni: "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."
Shastri: "Is it? ?.... how did the doctor help to prepare for the final...he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am confused"
Dhoni: "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"
Shastri: "To whom would you want to dedicate this World Cup?"
Dhoni: "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."
Shastri: "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so muchrespect to the seniors....and you ...."
Dhoni interrupts.... : "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."
Shastri: "The match was a thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "
Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he
has sent the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that
there is a malayali in every corner of the world (To all Keralites: no offense intended. Plz take it on a lighter note) .... This single mistake cost the game and won the cup..."
Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup!