Stupid Questions.Stupid answers

[personifiedgenius]

Hi i ve seen this starting in few other forums/community so lets start our own

NO SERIOUS ANSWERS
U can ask ur own questions also.The other person to reply answers ur question.

here are few of my questions..
1.If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
2.If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
3.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
4.Do vampires get AIDS?
5.If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

[bazigaar_no_1]

okay here is one of the answers.. to question no.5

Well if the doctor has died performing the surgery... i guess the other doctors will continue working on the patient ....cause well the doctor is ... dead. :p

[Quiz_Master]

Answers
1.) To be perfect.
2.) Love is blind, We are not...
3.) Because when they loose it's like a war....
4.) No I am not an AIDS patient. So I guess not.
5.) Read baazigar's reply please.

[aditya.shevade]

4)... Yeah they do... Then they die... and again wake up in the night... :-D:-D

My Question.... What is the meaning of the sentance, I don't know half of you, half as well as I should lkike and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve....

Aditya

[RaghuKL]

My questions are
what is speed of dark?
how do seedless grapes grow?
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
What happens when you swallow your pride?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Where is Old Zealand?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

[piyush gupta]

My question is

why this thread being allowed on this forum

[aneesh kalra]

vampires don't get aids because it is at type of hiv -human immunodeficiency virus and not viv-vampire immunodeficiency virus

[Charan]

Why do men have nipples? :D

[sysfilez]

^^ for wives and gfs to give it a twist.

[personifiedgenius]

Q. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

Q. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?

[mughal]

grt question yar

"Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?"

hahahahaha

[praka123]

Q.How many feathers are their for a Duck?

[aryayush]

Q. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?Step-king?

Q. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?Because his feathers become transparent when they are wet. :lol:

Q.Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?The folks at Microsoft seem to have realised the ridiculousness of the concept and this has therefore been fixed in Vista.

Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?No comment.

[chicha]

Q.why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?[/QUOTE]

nudity is an art but two nude ppl is not art,
its art of other kind :)

[s18000rpm]

Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer! (http://www.thinkdigit.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39935)

:p:p:p

[Quiz_Master]

what is speed of dark?

What Scientists think- > Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light. ///


Who killed the Dead Sea?

We don't know yet. Or the killer would have been caught...

My Question.
Do pilots take crash-courses?

[aryayush]

Now where have I heard that one before? Oh, that's right, in this thread itself:Do pilots take crash-courses?

What Scientists think- > Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light. ///Is that a stupid-stupid answer or a stupid-intelligent answer!

[Third Eye]

Thread reported....

[aryayush]

You are free not to. :p

Why does this forum have a stupid sixty second limit between posts?

[Third Eye]

Admin can decrease the time

Which moderator will lock this thread? ;)

[amol48]

Does exceptions have an exception ?? :-)

[vish786]

the one who has lost his brains... :D

y its always moderator who has to lock the thread :rolleyes:

[Third Eye]

Who is going to lock this thread? ;)

[vish786]

an jacka$$ from mars... :D

y do people fall in love?

[Quiz_Master]

Is that a stupid-stupid answer or a stupid-intelligent answer!

That was a intelligent answer by a Stupid guy....

Why are people keep asking to lock this thread ;-)

[vish786]

so thread does not get stolen... ;)

y r not many ppl postin on this thread?

[aryayush]

Because no one wants to participate in a stupidity session.

Why is Bose named so? Some relation to Subhash Chandra Bose?

[aditya.shevade]

Bose is named as bose because he has been names as bose..... :confused:....

Imagine.... if there were no hypothetical situations.......

Aditya

[Third Eye]

Which internet browser does Bill gates use? ;)

[aryayush]

Safari, on his secret Mac. :p

If both boys and girls have the name 'Apurva', do the boys have girly names or the girls have boyish names?

[Third Eye]

Boys have girly names :lol:

What is the system config. of Bill gates PC?

[aryayush]

He doesn't have one. He has so much money, he can afford better computers. :D

Why is Tech Genius so obsessed with Bill Gates?

[Third Eye]

Because he is world's richest and funniest guy :lol:

Does aryayush watch Wrestling? ;)

[aryayush]

I don't know how I can give a stupid answer to that. No, he doesn't. He doesn't watch television at all. :)


What is funny about Bill Gates?

[Third Eye]

He said in 1981 that 640KB RAM is enough for everyone :p

Can we use aero in Virtual Machines? :mrgreen:

[aryayush]

Yes, I have a font called 'Aero' installed and I am using it on Windows XP in a virtual machine. Aero on a virtual machine. :D

Who was the first poster on this forum?

[Third Eye]

First poster -> anupamsinha

Are gxsaurav and aryayush friends? :p

[vish786]

First poster -> anupamsinha

What is the full name of aryayush? ;)
offtopic : @tech_genius.. hey, ur suppose to answer in stupid way... and u r answer logically correct... u hav done the same in above post also dude... check out:p

[aryayush]

Yeah, they are the best of buddies. The bestest friends you ever saw. Ever seen Laurel and Hardy? Yeah, an intelligent and a stupid person can be friends indeed. (aryayush is very thin by the way so you know who he is among those characters.) :lol:

As for aryayush's full name - well dude, matters of national secrecy have to be handled with care.


Is Nimish really a fat being or he just pretends to be?

[Third Eye]

No, he is not fat

Can we put tomoto sauce in Milk?

[personifiedgenius]

Why do girls go after RICH boys only?

[RaghuKL]

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
What if someone died in the living room?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Why did the pot call the kettle black?
Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from any disease does that mean the fifth one actually enjoys it?

Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
Does water float?
Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?:))

Which came first the chicken, the egg, or the rooster?;)

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling?

[Third Eye]

Why this thread is still opened? ;)

[Quiz_Master]

Maybe Mods are enjoying this thread...;-)

Oxyzen is neccessary to burn something, Hydrogen is flameable itself, so how come Water cool down flames...? (Its the most stupid question I can think of ;-))

[aryayush]

Because water is not their legal offspring. :lol:

How was this reply?

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/381/aryayushuserbarkm0.gif

[Quiz_Master]

^ LOL....
Funny...

Again one more...

Son of a king is called Prince.. Daughter of a king is called princess.
But what if the child of a king is not a male nor a female..(:D) what will "it" be called?

[aryayush]

'Princes'. It is so obvious.

What if Apple's logo had looked like this?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fa/Apple_first_logo.png/147px-Apple_first_logo.png

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/381/aryayushuserbarkm0.gif

[Third Eye]

People would say cool logo :D

Can we install Norton Antivirus in Mac OS X? :mrgreen:

[s18000rpm]

jab aunty virus he nahi to AntiVirus kaheko?

:D

[Third Eye]

^This thread titlte is Stupid Questions.Stupid answers :p

[s18000rpm]

hmmm so..... you know a virus is a Male or female?

:p

[Third Eye]

Male because it is developed by male

Do computers f@rt? :p

[Quiz_Master]

No cause computers are male.. and there are no females for them... ;-)

When did raaabo became bald ? :D :D (Can't resist to ask this question...:D ;-))

[aryayush]

When he was in the embryo stage! Poor guy, never recovered.

Male because it is developed by male

Do computers f@rt? :pYup, computer running Windows occasionally do. :p

If a man is the CEO of two companies, can one of those companies buy the other?

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/381/aryayushuserbarkm0.gif

[s18000rpm]

Male because it is developed by male

Do computers f@rt? yes:p

PC with Zebronics PSU farts continuosly :D:D:D

why is a basic computer called by PC & Mac:D???
all they do is compute & lets us discuss stupid things like this:D

[Third Eye]

If a man is the CEO of two companies, can one of those companies buy the other?

Yeah :lol:


why is a basic computer called by PC & Mac???

Box :lol:


If I save time, when do I get it back?

[aryayush]

Time has an immediate redemption policy. As soon as you save time by playing less, you immediately get it back by watching television more. :lol:

What will happen if there are no moderators on this forum one day by a weird co-incidence?

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/381/aryayushuserbarkm0.gif

[Third Eye]

Spammers will start spamming :mrgreen:

What will happen if Microsoft bought Google?

[~Phenom~]

Google will stop innovating... hehe.

What will happen if Military rule is forced in punjab ?

[praka123]

^^ dera vs sikhs?

[Arsenal_Gunners]

Why does this forum have a stupid sixty second limit between posts?
To discourage people from spamming in useless threads:p

[Third Eye]

To discourage people from spamming in useless threads:p
Correction: To discourage people like Arsenal_gunners from spamming :p