Satissh S
09-02-2006, 09:38 PM
have you been to EMACS doctor?? It's witty and occasionally stupid.. Select
Help --> Physiotherapist to talk!! ;)
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Hi!
How do you do? What brings you to see me?
I love this thing called GNU Emacs, and I wan't to kill bill gates.
Why do you say you love this
B'Coz it has my good o'l Emacs Doctor
Emacs? Hah! I would appreciate it if you would continue.
The Doctor in it is witty, wise and occasionally stupid!! Ha Ha Ha :)
What makes you believe that?
I don't know. Probably my Association with FSF and GNU.
Earlier you said you love this?
Yes I did!! and will always!! ;)
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
No i don't have any plans! Do you have any!!
I don't understand.
You are a non-living thing. You can't understand.
You mentioned that you love this?
Yes I did!!
Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?
May be, May be not!!
Are you sure that may be may be not?
yes
I see... Well, do you really think this is so?
Of Course yes!! And you stop bugging me!!
What makes you think you love this?
I simply love.. I dunno why!!
Can you elaborate on that?
No, I can't!
How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?
They are mostly fools, with two glaring exceptions.
Is it because of problems at school that you say they are mostly fools
with two glaring exceptions?
No Nothin like that.. I'am a hacker.. Are You??
Is it because like that i'am a hacker are me that you came to me?
No
Why not?
I can't explain why..
Perhaps you could continue.
No, I can't and won't
Earlier you said you love this?
Yes I did. Are you deaf??
Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have?
No It doesn't have anything to do with my hobbies..
Possibly your sex life are related to this.
You *****..
Please, watch your tongue!
Then stop asking me questions like that..
Go on, don't be afraid.
You are a foolish bot..
You mentioned that like that i'am a hacker are me?
No i didn't
Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all this?
no
Does it bother you that I ask that?
No i didn't, I don't bother any thing you ask.. I know you are a mad doctor..
Are you mad often?
No i said you are. RTFM
Why do you say you said I am rtfm?
READ THE ****ING MANUAL
Have you been afraid of sex?
You *****..
Would you please avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
Then you don't talk to me like that..
I need a little more detail please.
No I can't give.
What makes you believe you love this?
Hmm, Back to Square ONE..
How do you reconcile your inhibitions?
No they are just fine.
Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say they are
just fine?
No
Why not?
Ahh, I have work to do. Good BYE!!
PS: Mods please move this to IN GENERAL if you think so. Thanks.
Help --> Physiotherapist to talk!! ;)
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Hi!
How do you do? What brings you to see me?
I love this thing called GNU Emacs, and I wan't to kill bill gates.
Why do you say you love this
B'Coz it has my good o'l Emacs Doctor
Emacs? Hah! I would appreciate it if you would continue.
The Doctor in it is witty, wise and occasionally stupid!! Ha Ha Ha :)
What makes you believe that?
I don't know. Probably my Association with FSF and GNU.
Earlier you said you love this?
Yes I did!! and will always!! ;)
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
No i don't have any plans! Do you have any!!
I don't understand.
You are a non-living thing. You can't understand.
You mentioned that you love this?
Yes I did!!
Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?
May be, May be not!!
Are you sure that may be may be not?
yes
I see... Well, do you really think this is so?
Of Course yes!! And you stop bugging me!!
What makes you think you love this?
I simply love.. I dunno why!!
Can you elaborate on that?
No, I can't!
How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?
They are mostly fools, with two glaring exceptions.
Is it because of problems at school that you say they are mostly fools
with two glaring exceptions?
No Nothin like that.. I'am a hacker.. Are You??
Is it because like that i'am a hacker are me that you came to me?
No
Why not?
I can't explain why..
Perhaps you could continue.
No, I can't and won't
Earlier you said you love this?
Yes I did. Are you deaf??
Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have?
No It doesn't have anything to do with my hobbies..
Possibly your sex life are related to this.
You *****..
Please, watch your tongue!
Then stop asking me questions like that..
Go on, don't be afraid.
You are a foolish bot..
You mentioned that like that i'am a hacker are me?
No i didn't
Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all this?
no
Does it bother you that I ask that?
No i didn't, I don't bother any thing you ask.. I know you are a mad doctor..
Are you mad often?
No i said you are. RTFM
Why do you say you said I am rtfm?
READ THE ****ING MANUAL
Have you been afraid of sex?
You *****..
Would you please avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
Then you don't talk to me like that..
I need a little more detail please.
No I can't give.
What makes you believe you love this?
Hmm, Back to Square ONE..
How do you reconcile your inhibitions?
No they are just fine.
Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say they are
just fine?
No
Why not?
Ahh, I have work to do. Good BYE!!
PS: Mods please move this to IN GENERAL if you think so. Thanks.