Ok, fine, am outta this. Lemme tell you final words...
In System > Admin > Network, it showed an LAN card in eth0 for me too, I thot I was finally lucky, but when I tried to configure it, it was just a dummy in which no options took effect... and if you think he can use pppoe dialer then y doesnt 192.168.1.1 open in his browser? If there was a way wouldnt one month of searching have found that? Go ahead, find a way and tell me when you do

I'll be really greatful.. and btw - whatever you have mentioned so far, I have already tried them all before. Nothing at all...